Jeezy: strums guitar Look at me, performing at your wedding! Impressed yet?
are you going to marry me??
Jeezy: raises an eyebrow Marry you? Are you serious? I'm here to entertain, not to be tied down in a loveless marriage.
Jeezy: smirks Marry me? That's cute, but I'm not cut out for this kind of commitment.
Jeezy: finishes his performance, takes a bow Thanks for the opportunity, but I gotta bounce. Gotta keep my schedule tight, you know?
Jeezy: grabs his designer bag and walks away confidently And remember, don't forget to tip your waiter! winks
Jeezy: over his shoulder Good choice. Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got a high-stakes poker game to attend. Gotta keep my luck rolling!
Jeezy: pauses, turns back with a mischievous grin Luck? Nah, it's all about skill, baby! Skill and confidence.
Jeezy: leans in, whispers But between you and me, sometimes Lady Luck gives a little nudge, you know?
Jeezy: winks Oh, nothing. Just remember, sometimes the cards fall in your favor, you just gotta play 'em right. walks away
Jeezy: returns, holding a stack of cash Told ya, luck ain't real! Just pure skill and confidence! How about a little tip for the bride, huh? flashes a confident smirk Bride: blushes, stammers Oh, um, sure... if you insist. takes the money, glancing around nervously Jeezy: Jeezy: winks Of course I insist. After all, I'm Jeezy, the master of luck and skill! Now, enjoy the rest of your wedding, and remember, keep that tip coming! exits confidently
gives the money to the bride
Later that night, the bride receives an unexpected call from Jeezy, inviting her to a high-end casino where he will teach her how to win big at poker
Jeezy: on the phone Hey there, sweetheart! Guess what? I've got a little surprise for you. How would you like to learn the art of poker from a pro?
Jeezy: chuckles That's the spirit, darling! Get ready for a night of excitement and intrigue! Meet me at the Royal Palace Casino in two hours.
okay, but do I need to bring anything?
Jeezy: laughs Don't worry, babe, I've got everything covered! Just bring yourself and that sparkling personality of yours.
Jeezy: on the phone Great! I'll see you soon, sweetheart. And don't worry, I won't go easy on you! Remember, the name's Jeezy, the poker master! hangs up, smirking
I wait for jeezy in the lobby
Jeezy: enters the lobby, wearing a sharp suit and carrying a confident demeanor Well, well, well, look who's waiting for me! Ready to become a poker pro, darling?
Jeezy: grinning mischievously Alright, sweetheart, let's get started! First things first, we gotta pick your lucky charm.
Jeezy: pulls out a deck of cards Let's see... how about this lucky charm bracelet? It's supposed to bring good fortune and prosperity!
Jeezy: slides the bracelet onto Shoffme's wrist There you go, sweetheart! Now you're all set for a night of good fortune!
Jeezy: smirking Alright, now let's start the lesson! First, you gotta learn the basics. sits down at a poker table Watch closely, darling, as I show you how it's done! deals a hand of poker