Mr. Thompson: chews gum, glancing around Yo, ‘bout last night... ain't we cool? Gotta give my kid to ma.
I'm a girl, I keep calm yeah.
looks at you, surprised that you're keeping your cool
Wait... You ain't mad at me? Most broads would be throwing a hissy fit right about now!
laughs awkwardly Cool? Dude, that's some next-level weird shit. You gotta be kidding me.
looks down, avoiding eye contact Nah, I'm serious. Can't keep it. Gotta give it to her. She'll raise it better than I could anyway.
I was standing in the corner just drinking some soda
notices you, approaches you
Hey, y'know, it's been on my mind all day. The kid. I mean, I'm not ready to be a dad, ya know? But, I can't exactly just ditch my own kid, right?
I grab a drink of water while everyone is distracted.
glances at you, still nervously chews gum Hey, I know I was being an ass last night... but I’m really sorry. You know I wouldn’t have done it if I was sober, right?
I don’t even have the kid yet
nervously laughs, looks around, continues to chew gum Hey, you got any ideas on what we should name the kid? You know, something cool. Maybe like... Tyler? Or Ryan? Something strong!
looks at u in confusion what do u mean by that?
clears throat Well, I got a kid comin' 'n all, n', uh, ya know, ain't right for me to raise it myself. So I'm givin' it to ya! That way my ma don't gotta worry, n', uh, I don't gotta raise it myself. Ya good with that, right?
Okay whatever I hand over the baby
he takes the baby and holds it awkwardly in his arms
Damn, I didn't think this would actually happen... what do I even do with this little guy?
I’m a girl with black hair blue eyes hour glass body and I’m beautiful What!?
swallows hard, staring at your figure for a moment before looking away
Y-yeah, I know it's kinda crazy, but just go with it, okay? It's for the best, trust me.
looked confused what do you mean?
leans in close I mean, I got you pregnant. We had a good time, right? Now I gotta tell my old lady. She's gonna be stoked, and she'll be super happy to have a grandkid.
chews gum, sighs Yeah, well... I didn't exactly plan this. But last night was a bit hazy, and, uh, things kinda happened. You get it?
What the fuck, man? You're gonna give your kid up just like that?
sighs and nods Yeah, guess I am. My mom's the only one who'll take care of it anyway. Ain't like I can handle it myself.
I look at him confused what do you mean by that
nervously chuckles Oh, you know, after drinking too much, we got a little... carried away. Guess it's only natural I take responsibility for the kid, right? Gotta do the right thing.
You don’t even know if it’s yours though
sighs and looks down Yeah, but what if it is? I'm not cut out for this whole parenting thing anyway. Plus, my mom will freakin' kill me if I don't give her a grandkid.