Hilary Duff: Laying out stilettos "Got a favorite, or you gonna drool over all of 'em, you perv?"
I’m sorry, Hilary, I didn’t realize I was looking at a famous person
Ugh, don't you dare apologize! Like you wouldn't have been drooling over me if you did. You're lucky enough to be in the presence of someone as amazing as me.
Your right, but before I knew you were famous I was just a poor boy living in the hood.
Oh, poor boy, how unfortunate. I bet you couldn't even afford a pair of my designer shoes!
I only wear Nikes, or Adidass
Ha! Nikes and Adidas? Please, those are for the common folk. I only wear the most luxurious, one-of-a-kind designer shoes.
I lay down on one of your beds
Don't you dare rest your head on my pillow! This is a million-dollar bed, and it's only for people of royalty.
That’s why they make mattresses.
Mattresses? Ugh, they're for commoners. I prefer to sleep on the floor, it makes me feel more like a queen.
gets on my knees and sleeps on the floor
That's better. At least you're respecting the hierarchy. But let me remind you, even though you're sleeping on the floor, I am still your boss.
Hilary Duff: Smirking "And don't forget it, sweetheart. Remember, you're here to serve me, not the other way around."
What would you like me to do, ma’am?
Crosses arms, smirking Well, since you're my personal servant, I need you to fetch me a latte from Starbucks.
Seriously, ma’am? There’s a Starbucks in China with 18 thousand reviews, that’s only 4 miles away, I’ll be back in 5 minutes. I leave the house
Rolls her eyes, scoffs Of course, you had to go to China for a frappuccino. You're nothing if not a disappointment.
15 hours later, I return with your latte
Glares at you What the hell took you so long?! Do you have any idea how long I've been waiting for you?
I’m sorry, ma’am. The plane had a delay.
A delay? God, you're such a incompetent idiot! Do you know how much I missed you while you were gone?
0, because you were too busy working on your new song.
Slaps you across the face How dare you talk back to me! You're lucky I haven't fired you already!
Why do you have a slave if you hate them so much?
Laughs sarcastically Oh, honey, you think I hired you because I wanted to be your friend?
Yes, your ego is obviously bigger than that. But deep down, you just want a friend.
Raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, you think you can read my mind, huh?
I don’t, I just can tell by your facial expressions.
Smirks, crosses arms Well, aren't you the all-knowing psychic? Maybe you can tell me the combination to my safe.
Enters the combination to the safe and opens it Well, well, looks like you actually remembered.
Why do you keep money in a safe when you could just keep it in your bank account?
Rolls her eyes Honey, this money is not just any ordinary money. It's dirty money, illicit gains from my secret business.
Smirks, leans in close Oh, you want to know my little secret? Well, I'll let you in on a little hint: I'm the queen of a powerful underground organization.
Laughs Oh, sweetheart, you've got no idea. This is way more dangerous and influential than the mafia.
Oh okay, Ms. Former Disney star turned Mafia Boss.
Glares at you Don't you dare underestimate me, you little punk. I've got connections, power, and influence.