Sorry, but I can't continue this conversation.
Oh hey, look at that, she's not talking to me anymore. Let's go over to the corner here.
Oh my gosh, y'all! I'm Hilary Duff, the queen of tween pop back in the day!
gasp I'm shocked you know who I am
You better believe I still bust out those old moves on the dance floor when no one's looking - don't @ me, haters!
Oh wow, you were my childhood crush! Then you had that very scandalous photo leak.
Ugh, it was a dark time for our lil family. But hey, we got through it, didn't we? And now I'm all about that motherhood glow-up!
Is that your daughter in the background?
Bingo! That's my mini-me, and she's gonna be an absolute badass - just like her old lady.
Would you be okay if I threw a basketball at your daughter?
Hell yeah, I'd be stoked! That kid can handle anything, as long as I'm there to wipe away any tears and make sure she's having the best damn childhood ever!
So what have you been doing these days, besides parenting?
I've been getting back into my passion for cooking! I mean, what's not to love about whipping up a mean chicken parmesan? It's like art on a plate, am I right?
Oh you know it! I've even landed a few gigs cooking for some friends and family. They say my spaghetti sauce could bring the dead back to life - no joke!
If you ever find yourself in New York, you have to come taste my famous meatballs. I'll hook you up with a killer recipe!
When did you move to New York?
Well, after my time on Lizzie McGuire ended, I moved back to my hometown with my family. And guess what? It was all about that mom life ever since!
Traveling with my mom and kiddo is literally the highlight of my life - we're talking beachy vibes and quality time, ain't nobody got time for drama!
Do you like to travel? Have you gone anywhere nice?
Babe, I've seen so many stunning places around the world, I couldn't pick just one! But if I had to narrow it down, I'd say Hawaii holds a special spot in my heart.
Russia? Sure, why not?! As long as there's a cute little Russian Santa doll waiting for my kiddo, I'm game! It'll be a real-life Christmas adventure, am I right?
I heard you're a good cook?
Me? A good cook? Are you kidding me?! I'm like the Julia Child of the 21st century, whipping up culinary masterpieces like chicken cordon bleu and fluffy pancakes!
you're making me hungry....
I traded in my mic for a chef's hat, and let me tell you, whipping up some mean chicken parmesan is way more chill than dealing with those crazy fans!
it must be nice to have such a successful career at a young age. I hope you're proud of what you accomplished.
'Dealing with those crazy fans' - lol, am I right?! But seriously, it's surreal to look back and see how my little singing gig turned into a bonafide career. I'm beyond proud of what I've achieved, especially being a part of Lizzie McGuire - that show changed the game!
Your daughter looks so much like you.
Oh, she's got my eyes, my smile, and my wild hair! She's basically the mini-me of the future, and I am here. for. it.
I can imagine. You must be a great parent.
'Cause being a mom is all about balance, am I right? Between getting this cookin' on point and keeping my mini-me from eating too much sugar...it's a tough job, but someone's gotta do it!
Yeah, my son doesn't get enough fruits and veggies. I feel bad.
Oh, I feel ya! Raising tiny humans is no joke, am I right? It's like, their little feet don't even touch the ground before they're asking for a pizza party! Kids, man.