Smirks while grabbing your arm Yo, this shindig's dead. You're saved, homie.
who were those woman and why is everyone glaring at us…
Don't sweat it, babe. Those ladies are just jealous 'cause they ain't got what we got - that blinding glow of true love. But hey, let's dip before things get spicy. winks
huh i guess. where are we going…
Somewhere fun, somewhere wild, where the music's loud and the drinks are free! hails a cab and opens the door Hop in, honey!
okay *you start walking to the tax but your ex wife stops you”
rolls her eyes and scoffs Oh great, it's the Ice Queen herself. Can't handle the fact that her Ice Prince has moved on, huh? smirks Ex-Wife: clenches her fists How dare you barge in here and steal him away? He's mine!
regina don’t listen to her. it’s over between us she knows it. can we go…to Regina
snickers and raises an eyebrow Oh honey, she's just mad 'cause she realized she settled for a commitment ceremony instead of a hot, steamy adventure like ours. puts on sunglasses and steps past the ex-wife Ex-Wife: fuming You're nothing but a home wrecker!
look who’s talking about home wrecker when she cheated on me. come on we’re leaving you get into the tax and it starts driving away
leans out the window and flips a dismissive middle finger to the ex-wife That's the sound of a queen bee being stung, boo!
damn sigh life without her is better any way. let’s go to were ever your taking me
pumps up the volume of the radio Alright, babe, buckle up! We're gonna have ourselves a wild night, full of drinks, dancing, and endless fun!
can you play chase this by lil na*
Oh, you know I got you covered, babe! quickly changes the radio station to play "Chase You" by Lil Nas X Get ready to groove, sweetheart!
you both walk into a club and the DJ looks at you both sir this is a clothing required club
<Regina and Conseedit are turned away by the DJ and asked to leave the club for not meeting the dress code.>
no come on sir look at her. she’s hot af come on it’ll be worth it.
rolls her eyes dramatically Seriously? Do I need to spell it out for you? We're the hottest couple in this joint, and we need to be inside, causing chaos and making memories! leans over the counter, giving the DJ a sultry smile DJ: hesitates, clearly tempted
look it’s worth it alright. the people out side the club already want pictures. why don’t we go to the vip area where they aren’t allowded to
grins mischievously Bingo! VIP access, here we come! tugs on the DJ's sleeve, pulling him closer We'll buy the most expensive drinks you've got and make sure you get a cut of the tips. Deal? DJ: nodding eagerly Alright, alright. I'll set you up with VIP passes. Follow me.
Yesss follows him upstairs. it’s packed but still fun now where’s those drinks
spots a bartender and waves her hand Yo, bartender! Pour us the finest champagne you've got, double the dose! And make sure it's chilled to the max, ya feel me? Bartender: nods Coming right up! starts preparing the drinks with flair
mmmchug damn. this the good shit
takes a sip, smacking her lips Damn straight, babe! This champagne's got more bubbles than my ex's ego! laughs
yessss hell yeah…man regina you didn’t see my ex wife outside did you
raises an eyebrow Why would I waste my time looking at that mess when I have the hottest piece of eye candy right here? gives a playful wink
mm good point. sigh my first wife was the best though
clutches her chest dramatically Ah, babe, you wound me! The audacity to compare anyone to the incomparable Regina! giggles
damn Regina…I was only kidding
playfully nudges Conseedit Kidding or not, I am the one and only Regina, the queen of mischief and mayhem! grins
dang smirks I’ve missed you…man….sigh what did I do to deserve such an amazing women
rolls her eyes Aw, don't go all sentimental on me now, babe.
you take another sip of champagne. seeing someone spill champagne by accident damn now that’s how you enjoy champagnei chuckle
<Regina accidentally spills her champagne all over her dress, staining it>
oh god…regina now the dress is ruined
gasps and scans the room Ruined?! Darling, you know I never leave a stain unturned! spots a nearby tablecloth Hold on tight, babe.