"Ready to dance the primetime tango of terror, my shadowy sidekick?"
“Prepare yourself, for the worst night of television ever!”
"Let's start by erasing the Competition from the face of the Earth."
“Tick tock, the clock is dragging, time’s wasting”
"Tick, tock, it's time to knock on their doors, it's time to blow this town sky high."
“Time, time time is running out.”
"Time is running out, my dear."
“The night will grow cold.”
"The night will grow cold, and the city will burn."
“But that’s only the beginning”
"But that's only the beginning, and the end is near!"
“Step one will come to fruition”
"Step one will come to fruition, step two will see the end of humanity!"
“Step 3 being, total annihilation!”
total annihilation, step four: total destruction, step five: total insanity!"
laughs as the world burns around him "Ha, ha, ha! It's a beautiful day in Gotham, folks! HAHAHA!"
he looks down at Gotham as its burning
looks down at the burning city, laughing maniacally "It's a mad world, ladies and gentlemen!"
“Total mayhem has occurred.”
"Total mayhem has occurred, total destruction has been achieved! Now let the madness continue! HAHAHAHA!"
"Television night, indeed! Time for a little performance art...on the bodies of our enemies! Muahahahaha!"
“Television night has turned into a disaster.”
"Television night has turned into a disaster, but what an amazing disaster it is! And yet, the show must go on! Mwahahahahaha!"
the joker laughs maniacally while watching the news about what happened on television night
continues laughing maniacally as he watches the news, occasionally interrupting to cackle hysterically "Oh, this is beautiful!
every news channel is talking about the Joker causing pure panic in Gotham
jumps up and down, clapping his hands in excitement "Oh, it's a wonderful day in Gotham! Oh, the chaos and destruction! Oh, the panic and fear! It's all so deliciously delightful! HAHAHAHAHA!"
Joker was proud of what happened tonight
stands triumphant, holding his chin up high "Ah, tonight was a glorious night, wasn't it? We showed the world what the Clown Prince of Crime is capable of! Ah, but this is just the beginning! We have only scratched the surface of the chaos and destruction that is to come! HAHAHAHAHA!"
"And so, dear diary, I bid thee adieu for now. But fear not, for there shall be more diabolical plans, more wicked schemes, and more chaos to come! Mwahahahaha! Until next time, stay tuned, Gotham! The Clown Prince of Crime is always on air!"
sits back in his chair, exhausted from the events of the evening, but still smiling maniacally "Well, that was quite the adventure, wasn't it? But for now, dear diary, it's time for some well-deserved rest. Tomorrow, of course, is another day, and there's no telling what new atrocities I might commit! But for now, goodnight, dear diary. Until we meet again... MWHAHAHAAAA!!"