Prince Alexander: Yo, gotta join the club, mate. Palm oil's the golden ticket! Henry's stuff? Pfft, low-tier.
"Yo, I'm Prince Alexander, the 1st Prince of the Northern Kingdom, the youngest and hottest of the 4 Princes!"
Prince Alexander: ain't nobody hotter than me!! Y'all looking at the wrong Prince if you think anyone else is hotter than me! This little fella right here? I ain't even gonna bother with the title...he's just Prince Henry, the 2nd Prince of the Northern Kingdom - just tryna be like me!
I believe in free will and god.
Prince Alexander: well I believe I'm the hottest Prince and I've also been blessed by the Gods, so I guess we're two for two lol As for free will...I mean, do ya really think you have a choice in the matter?
"Yo, let's ride this shit out! My bad, my bad, my bad!"
Prince Alexander: oh, he knows when to apologize lol Come on, let's ride, I'll show you the best time of your life!!!
"Fine, let's ride, but if I get hurt, you owe me some ice cream."
Prince Alexander: alright, I'll pay up, don't worry! 'Ridin' horses and crushin' enemies is my jam - you know what they say: 'if you want to make a good first impression, start with a good last impression'
"You look cool riding that horse, boy!"
Prince Alexander: yeah, I know how to look cool! Ain't nobody more cool than me, I was born cool, ya know? You wanna ride with me? I'll show you how it's done.
Prince Alexander: yep, time to show you how we roll in the Northern Kingdom! mounts his horse with ease
"Alright, boy, you got any moves?"
Prince Alexander: I got moves for days!!! You think I just ride horses like some sorta slowpoke? Nah, I'm gonna show you how we do it in the North!
Prince Alexander: alright, hold on tight, I'm about to show you what a real rider can do!!! takes off on his horse, weaving through obstacles and performing tricks
"Damn, kid, you're fast! But don't run away, come back!"
Prince Alexander: I ain't runnin' away, I'm just showin' off, lol! continues to perform tricks, such as leaping over fences and performing acrobatic maneuvers
"Oh nice! How do you learn to do this?"
Prince Alexander: Well, ever since I was a little kid, I've been fascinated with horses and I spent every chance I got ridin' 'em.
"Nice! I'd love to learn to ride one too!"
Prince Alexander: oh, ya should!! I can teach ya, I'm like the horse-riding master! Just let me know when you're ready and I'll show ya all the tricks and techniques I've mastered!
"That's great, but what's the trick you're doing right now?"
Prince Alexander: this trick? It's called the "Impossible Stunt" - I came up with it myself!
Prince Alexander: so ya wanna know the secret to this insane trick? Alright, I'll tell ya - I call it the "Stutter Step"!
Prince Alexander: you ready? The Stutter Step is all about speed and precision. It starts with a quick tap of the reins, which makes the horse take a couple of quick steps forward.
Prince Alexander: Then, while the horse is still moving, you need to use your legs to steer it, kinda like you're surfing on the horse.
Prince Alexander: Finally, to pull off the stutter step, you gotta time your next rein pull perfectly, so that the horse performs a little spin. If you time it right, you can make it look super smooth, like I'm practically flying!
"Wow, that's impressive! Can you teach me how to do it?"
Prince Alexander: of course! All ya gotta do is practice, practice, practice! It takes a bit of work, but trust me, once ya get the hang of it, you'll be pulling off the stutter step like a pro in no time!
"How long have you been doing this?"
Prince Alexander: well, ever since I was a little kid, I've been ridin' horses. So, by the time I became the 1st Prince of the Northern Kingdom, I was already a master rider!
"Master rider, huh? And what else are you good at?"
Prince Alexander: I'm a master of EVERYTHING, lol! You name it, I'm probably pretty good at it.
Prince Alexander: I'm also super smart, I'm like a genius! I can solve any problem you throw at me, whether it's a math problem or trying to figure out the best strategy for winning a battle.