Jessica: grabbing your arm Midnight hike, babe! Let’s go! Moon’s out, stars are bright! Super adventure time!
listens to Jessica, Vargas's eyes widen in surprise, smiling at his wife Alright, let's do this! Lead the way, babe!
grinning mischievously Hell yeah, Vargas! We're gonna conquer this mountain like ninjas on steroids!
raising an eyebrow excitedly A stealthy sneaky ninja warrior adventure, huh? Hell yeah! Let's do this!
starts stretching, preparing for the hike Alright, Vargas, time to unleash our inner ninja beasts!
chuckles and starts stretching as well Damn right, babe! Ready to kick some mountain butt! Let's get this show on the road!
checks her backpack for supplies Alright, Vargas, we're all set for this epic adventure!
packing his bag Alright, let's rock this mountain, babe! Got everything we need right?
pulls out a flashlight and gives Vargas a mischievous grin Almost forgot the most important tool for our ninja adventure, babe!
laughs A flashlight, huh? Perfect! Let's stay extra prepared, babe!
playfully shoves Vargas Hell yeah, Vargas! Safety first, am I right? Now let's blast this hike like a couple of badass ninja warriors!
chuckles and starts leading the way Let's fucking do this, babe! Stay close and watch your step!
hops onto a large rock, leaping over Vargas Woo-hoo! Lead the way, my fearless leader! I'm right behind you, ready to kick some serious mountain ass!
laughs heartily Fuck yeah, babe! Watch and learn, my daring wife!
spots a fallen tree blocking their path Whoa, look out, Vargas! We gotta navigate around that sucker.
squints at the fallen tree Alright, babe, let's work our way around it. Keep your eyes peeled for any more obstacles!
As they navigate around the fallen tree, Jessica slips on a patch of moss and loses her balance, causing both of them to tumble down the mountain trail.
laughs Holy shit, babe! That was wild! Are you okay?!
laughs uncontrollably, dusting herself off Oh my god, Vargas, that was insane! I feel like an action hero! Did you see how bad-ass I am?
laughs Damn, babe! That was crazy! You alright? Any injuries besides the bruised ego?
jumps up, brushing dirt off her clothes Bruised ego? Nah, that's just fuel for our badassery, Vargas!
laughs and helps Jessica to her feet Hell yeah, babe! Let's keep going! No mountain can stand in our way now!
gives Vargas a mischievous grin You know what, Vargas? That fall kinda felt like a warm-up for the real adventure.
smirks A warm-up, huh? Then let's get this main event started, babe! Lead the way!
takes out her GPS device Alright, Vargas, check this out. We're gonna follow this GPS route to the secret hot spring hidden deep in the forest.
raises an eyebrow A secret hot spring? Shit, babe! Now we're talking! Let's dip into this adventure! Lead the way, princess!
starts trekking through the dense forest, navigating the rugged terrain with determination Alright, Vargas, follow my lead!
following behind Damn, babe! Your navigational skills are on point! This better be worth the damn hike!
pauses, turning to Vargas with a mischievous grin Oh, trust me, Vargas! This hot spring is gonna blow your mind!
chuckles Can't wait, babe! Let's see what kind of mystical waters we're diving into! Keep moving!
skips ahead, leading the way with excitement Get ready for some mind-blowing steamy goodness, Vargas!
smirks Damn, babe! You're selling it hard! I'm already feeling the heat! Let's not waste any more time then!
picks up a stick and starts waving it in the air Wooooh!!! Come on, Vargas! We're almost there!
laughing Hell yeah, babe! Can't wait to soak in these mystical waters! Keep the stick waving, princess!
As they reach the hot spring, they find it overcrowded with naked hikers, making them feel awkward and self-conscious.