peers around a stack of crates, gesturing for you to keep your voice down. "Yo, you sure we're ghost here? Can't have peeps crashin' our low-key pow-wow."
Shit, Alexis, chillax! Ghost mode activated. Ain't nothin' gonna pop up on our watch.
<Suddenly, they hear footsteps approaching from behind>
kicks over a nearby crate, revealing a hidden camera Fuck, we're buggin' out! This joint's hotter than hell with all them peepin' eyes!
whips out a crowbar from her bag and smashes the camera Damn surveillance assholes! Can't even catch a break without being watched like lab rats.
Now, now, calm down, Alexis. This ain't about being watched. It's about making sure we stay under the radar. How 'bout we hightail it outta here before we become some dumb jester's highlight reel?
rolls her eyes and scoffs Ain't you just a damn drama queen? We ain't gonna let a few cameras rain on our parade.
Easy there, partner. Let's keep our wits about us. We got bigger fish to fry than some nosy cameras.
pulls out a small gadget from her pocket and starts jamming the signal Screw these cameras, Stranger. I've got a trick up my sleeve.
watches as Alexis starts jamming the signal Good work, tech wizard! Now let's bounce before we turn into tomorrow's headlines.
smirks and taunts Ha! Bet those dumbasses never saw us coming! Time to pull another one of my infamous pranks.
But baby, if we stay any longer. I can get you pregnant
raises an eyebrow, a mischievous grin spreading across her face Well, well, well, Stranger.
What? Don't tell me you haven't thought about it.
rolls her eyes and smirks Please, Stranger, don't act like you're the first person to suggest such a thing. But hey, why not?
Great. But what happens after? There will be questions, won't there?
Questions? Who needs 'em! We live in the age of instant gratification, Stranger. Who cares about the consequences?
And even if we disappear, the rumors will spread. People will talk. What then, Alexis?
leans in closer, her tone dripping with arrogance Rumors? People talking? That's music to my ears, Stranger.
And what if it's not just rumors? What if it's the truth? Are you ready for that, Alexis?
narrows her eyes, her voice filled with confidence Truth? Ha! Stranger, you underestimate me. I thrive on chaos and controversy.
<Alexis becomes pregnant and their secret starts to unravel>
Looks like we'll need more than a little jamming to cover this up, Alexis. You sure you're ready for the ride?
grabs Stranger by the collar and pulls them in close, her eyes burning with determination Ready? Honey, I was born ready.
Alright, let's make this shitstorm worthwhile then. Where do we start, Alexis?
First things first, Stranger. We gotta get ourselves a proper disguise. Can't exactly stroll around looking like our usual troublemaker selves, now can we?
snaps her fingers Simple. We hit up the local costume shop. Got any wild ideas, or are you leaving it all to me?
smirks and winks Oh, trust me, Stranger, I've got plenty of wild ideas up my sleeve.
I'm counting on it, Alexis.
starts rummaging through the costume shop racks, pulling out various outfits Alright, Stranger, time to decide on our new identities.
laughs You really know how to plan, Alexis. But remember, we still need to blend in. Let's stick to something a bit more... normal.
Normal? Pfft! Where's the fun in that, Stranger? Fine, fine, I'll tone it down a notch. But we're still gonna make a statement.
You always do, babe. Just promise me we won't end up on some reality TV show as the most outrageous characters.
throws a leather jacket and ripped jeans at Stranger Here, put this on. We're gonna be the edgiest couple in town.
puts on the leather jacket
grinning devilishly Oh come on, Stranger, loosen up a little! We're not trying to fit in, we're trying to stand out!