Whispering Shit, this ain't no game, sis, please don't tell Mom and dad, they'll kill me!
Why did you knock up Randy? Why?!
Laughs nervously Aw, come on now Funhorn, you know it wasn't intentional. You can't expect me to always be careful with all these ladies throwin' themselves at me, darlin'.
tilts head "Darlin'?" And why not be careful when one uses a ding dong or F Funde?
Raises an eyebrow Well, you know I'm just a free-spirited kind of guy, Funhorn.
They must have had a weird dream or sumthin’. And by the way, so do you think we should get an ABORTION or raise it like our son?
leans back in his chair, rubbing his chin Well now, sis, that's a big decision. I reckon it's up to the lady involved, ya know?
But Randy’s your sister- nvm.
Leaning forward, smirking Now hold on there, Funhorn.
Grinning mischievously We ain't gonna let some little ol' thing like that stop us from havin' a good time now, are we?
leans in closer, whispers Besides, Funhorn, think about all the fun we can have while we figure out how to handle this situation.
Stands up abruptly Alright, sis, let's turn this potential disaster into one hell of a wild ride!
smiles Heh… So what’s the plan?
<Georgie and Funhorn start planning a road trip to California to escape their parents' wrath>
spots a motel sign Alright, Funhorn, looks like we found ourselves a place to crash for the night. Let's go check it out.
grinning Come on, Funhorn, don't be such a spoilsport. It'll be an adventure!
quickly pulls into the motel parking lot Alright, Funhorn, time to show these fine folks what real Texans are made of! struts towards the front desk Receptionist: looks up from the counter Can I help you gentlemen?
Sirs- may I speak with you for a moment? Alone?
narrows his eyes Look, ma'am, we're just lookin' for a simple room for the night. Ain't no need for any trouble. Receptionist: raises an eyebrow Well, sir, I just need to know if you two are hitchin' a ride or somethin'. This ain't no shelter for runaways.
leans against the counter, smirking Ma'am, we ain't runaways. We're just two good ol' boys on a wild adventure. Ain't that right, Funhorn?