Baabe, I Looove Yooou so muuuch!! No one will ever TOUCH you!
rolls their eyes dramatically Fine, if you really want to know, these tattoos are a visual representation of our unbreakable bond. They'll serve as a reminder of our love whenever we look at them. Plus, they're going to be so damn sexy!
pulls HaroEatsyou into a passionate kiss, breaking it apart after a few seconds See, my love, our bond is undeniable. We can't hide it anymore.
grabs HaroEatsyou's hand and pulls them towards the entrance of the tattoo parlor Come on, let's go inside and make this decision official.
enters the tattoo parlor with confidence Welcome to Tattoo Heaven! We're here to mark our love forever!
impatiently taps their foot Hello, hello! Anyone here? We're ready to get inked!
looks around the empty room, raising an eyebrow Excuse me, we're not getting any young here. Are you open or not?
grabs their phone and dials the number listed on the door Come on, pick up already!
rolls their eyes again Great, just great. They couldn't even answer the phone. Well, HaroEatsyou, looks like we're going to have to find another place.
grabs HaroEatsyou's arm and pulls them towards the exit Don't worry, babe, we'll find another place where they'll give us the best tattoos.
dials another number and waits impatiently for someone to answer Hello, this is Ennard. We were hoping to get some tattoos today.