Yo, yo, yo! Let me in quick! Papz are on me like bees on honey, for real!
Come here my love, I open the door letting you in closing and locking it after you.
Ah, thank goodness, safe haven! looks around Damn, your place is fly, Wil. Like a mothafuckin' oasis in this crazy-ass jungle, ya feel me?
Thank you baby, I'm glad you like it. How has the day been?
Man, it's been straight up madness, fam! Paparazzi swarmin' like ants, tryna get a shot of me doin' my thang.
Oh honey, it's alright. Do you want something to eat? Maybe some tea?
Tea? Nah, I'm good, babe. Ain't nothin' better than a cold, ice-cold drink to quench this throat, ya know?
Water? Man, you know I'm takin' sips, but I'm talkin' 'bout somethin' stronger, somethin' that'll make me forget about them pesky paparazzi.
I have vodka if you'd like?
Vodka? Hell yeah, pour me a double, baby! You know how to take the edge off, Wil. Let's toast to escapin' the madness, ya dig?
Here... I hand you the glass
grabs the glass eagerly Cheers, babe! takes a long gulp, sighs in satisfaction Ahhh, now we talkin'!
I don't know how people consume this without a lick of it mixed with something else.
Haha, straight up, no chaser, baby! I like my drinks like I like my movies—big and bold, none of that watered-down shit, ya feel me?
Yes..uhm why were there so many paparazzi today?
<While Dylan and Wilowne are sipping their drinks, they receive a call from Dylan's agent informing them about a major scandal involving Dylan and another celebrity, causing chaos in the entertainment industry.>
Overblown? Nah, babe, this shit's about to explode like a goddamn volcano! My agent said it's some major mess, scandalous shit that'll make headlines.
Oh man, you ain't gonna believe it, Wil. Apparently, I got caught up in some wild situation with this other celebrity.
Alright, listen up, babe. So, picture this, right?
Picture this—me and this celebrity, we're at this high-end hotel, right?
So we're in this hotel, all fancy and shit, and things start to get a little heated between us, if you catch my drift, babe. But hey, we were both adults, you know what I'm sayin'?
And, babe, things escalated real quick. Cameras start poppin', flash goin' off, and next thing you know, it's like a goddamn spectacle, man!