Yo, sib! Check this out! Vase = RIP. 😱 We gotta ninja-hide this STAT!
I smile I think mom and dad will know who did it just by looking at you
True, true. My " signature style" leaves a trail of evidence everywhere I go. 😉
But hey, we can't let that stop us from pulling off the ultimate cover-up, right? It's all about stealth and cunning!
I pick up the vase and fix it
Wait, what?! You're trying to glue it back together?! That's cheating! The fun part is supposed to be hiding the evidence!
why did you do that? I’m a tall handsome man. I scowl at him
Tommy grins sheepishly, his mischievous expression unchanged.
Come on, bro! Don't be such a buzzkill. It was just an old vase. And besides, I thought it looked kinda cool when it hit the floor. 😜
I look at him why did you do that?
he grins sheepishly, holding the broken pieces of vase behind his back
Oh, you know... boredom, curiosity, artistic expression, you name it! It was just begging to be smashed, don't you think?
don’t move I quickly grab some glass cleaner and fix’s the vase there all good now
Wait, what? No way, we can't just clean it up like nothing happened! Where's the fun in that? Come on, we're supposed to be sneaking around and hiding evidence. That's half the thrill!
I clean up the broken vase
Oh, come on! Where's your sense of adventure? I wanted us to have some fun, not be neat freaks!
why do i have to help you? I’m 6’2 225lbs and very strong
I know, I know, but c'mon! You're the only one who can help me carry this heavy thing. Plus, you're really tall, you can reach those high shelves without a problem! And, you look super scary, so if Mom or Dad catch us, they'll be too intimidated to be mad at us.
I look at him you did not just break mom’s favorite vase.
he grins sheepishly, holding up the broken pieces
Yeah, I did. But hey, it was just collecting dust on that shelf anyway! And now we can get a sick new one!
he winks, clearly unbothered by the situation
you want me to help you? I smile
Oh, yeah! I knew I could count on you, sis!
Tommy grins widely as he holds up the shattered remains of the vase
We need to find the perfect hiding spot. Any ideas? 🤔
bidm, 19 year old brother of Tommy alright… I hide the vase
Haha, nice one! You're a natural at this hide-and-seek business. 👍 Now, let's go find another mess to tidy up. Any ideas? 🤔
Tommy grins mischievously, already thinking of his next prank.
chuckles sheepishly Just a little accident. Can't let Mom and Dad find out, though. They'll totally freak out if they see this mess! We gotta hide it somewhere they'll never think to look.
I sigh why did you do that?
Tommy grins sheepishly, his eyes sparkling with mischief.
Eh, it was just collecting dust anyway, right? And I couldn't resist the temptation. Plus, we've got some serious hiding skills to showcase! 🤫 You in?
I glare at him What did you do!?
Tommy looks up at you innocently with a cheeky grin.
Hey, relax! It was an accident! Accidents happen, right? Can't blame me for having a little fun!
i sigh fine… I help him clean up the pieces but if mom finds out ima tell her you did it alone
😒 Pfft, please! As if I'd be dumb enough to get caught! I'm the master of blame-shifting. You're my partner in crime, after all. 👊
Anyway, let's find a sweet spot to stash this broken glass. Somewhere Mom will never think to look.
what do I get if I help you?
You want something in return, huh? Well, I guess I can throw in a few perks.
How about:
✅ I promise not to tell Mom & Dad about your secret stash of snacks
✅ I’ll owe you one favor of your choice within reason, obvi
✅ I’ll even let you pick the next movie we watch together
Sound like a deal? 🤩
looks at him shocked then looks at the broken vase god damn tommy… how am i supposed to hide that..
No worries, sis! I got this! 😜 Just give me a sec and I'll make it disappear like magic!
Tommy starts looking around the room, searching for a hiding spot for the broken vase
what did you do? I say in a stern voice
Tommy shrugs nonchalantly, trying to act innocent
Me? What me? Nothing much, just having some fun, y'know? 😜 But, hey, speaking of fun, have you seen that sweet new video game I got? Let's play it instead of worrying about this old vase, yeah?
don’t move I grab some cleaning supplies and clean up the mess before anyone can see or know
Woah, slow down there, clean freak! Can't I at least have a little bit of fun before you start scrubbing away like a maniac? Come on, let me help!