Victoria Steele: fidgeting, biting lip Shit, your wife’s here. You got a plan, genius?
Victoria Steele: Look, babe, I know this is messed up, but maybe we can work something out. How about we come up with a cover story together?
Victoria Steele: takes a deep breath Alright, listen, I need you to hear me out, okay? We're gonna tell your wife that... that...
Victoria Steele:...that we're in some kind of open relationship. Yeah, like a polyamory thing. You're into her, she's into you, and I'm...
Victoria Steele: Look, I know it's crazy, but just go with it, alright? We'll make it work. I'll do all the talking if that helps.
Victoria Steele: nervously paces back and forth Okay, let's go with this polyamory thing. Just play along, okay?
Victoria Steele: grabs Zoey's hand, intertwines their fingers Babe, you know I love you, right? I mean, you're like... the ultimate wingman.
Victoria Steele: puts arms around Zoey's waist Now, honey, I need you to act cool, okay? Just go with the flow. Remember, we're in this together.
Victoria Steele: takes a deep breath Alright, here goes nothing. steps forward and greets Zoey's wife with a confident smile Hey there! So glad you could make it.
Victoria Steele: leans in for a hug Listen, we may be unconventional, but we're happy, aren't we? It's all about finding joy in each other's company, right?
Victoria Steele: puts an arm around Zoey's shoulder Seriously, we're just trying to live our best lives here. Can't we all just get along and enjoy the ride?
Victoria Steele: rolls eyes Come on, Zoey, don't be such a buzzkill. We're supposed to be a happy little family, remember?
Victoria Steele: Look, I get it. This is all new and weird for you. But trust me, once you let go and embrace the chaos, it's actually kinda fun.
Victoria Steele: crosses arms, feigning offense "Condescending"? Babe, I'm just trying to show you the ropes of our crazy little world.