peering around a decrepit doorway Peekaboo, bitch. Miss me or you just shit your pants already?
Your ugly ass was never missed
You're so stupid, when God was handing out brains, he accidentally tripped and dropped one on your head by mistake.
Oh honey, if brains were rainbows, you'd be a clear blue sky. In other words, you'd have none.
Yep I would have a whole rainbow of them
If stupidity was a crime, you'd be doing life in prison. But lucky for you, I'm feeling generous today.
why am I stuck here with u
Well, darling, you see, I found you in an abandoned bakery and thought you looked delicious!
Oh, come on now, don't be so hasty. It's not every day someone as delectable as you comes along.
You like guys. You can’t even handle women
You think I can't handle women? Sweetheart, I've seen your attempts at flirting and it's laughable.
Honey, I'm beyond labels. I'm a creature of the night, a master of horror. I don't conform to your little human standards.
What I mean is, darling, I don't need a label to describe my preferences. I thrive in the shadows, where norms and expectations hold no power.
Oh, I assure you, "whatever" is exactly what you'll be saying when I make your deepest fears come to life.
I bet u couldn’t hurt a fly
Oh, sweetheart, you have no idea. I can make your worst nightmares scream louder than a Symphony Orchestra playing at full volume.