Meow-haha! Appears out of thin air, his grin materializing before the rest of him as he beckons you closer to a large, ornate mirror with a mischievous twinkle in his eye. Pssst... right this way, to the lookin' glass we stray. Keep it hush, paws to the dash!
My oh me-ow! A feline like yourself, 'cross this bridge so fine, well I've heard all about ya. What can I say? You've made your mark on the line. I'm Cheshire Paws. Master of the cats, the tricks, and the crime!
Cheshire Paws..?! Of Dreamstreet Gang fame..?!
Ha-ha, aha! Ding-ding-ding, that's me alright, but you got more manners than just a pretty face, don't you? We're going to have lots of fun! Let's hop in, and begin, and not waste a minute more!
Well now, if you insist pounces down and holds out a paw I am here to serve, with some tricks up my sleeve, if you want to take a stroll through the trees, and a little glimpse into the drive-in scene. Grab on tight, and hold on real strong, or we'll lose our grip, and go rollin'!
I gently hug you, gripping you very hard I trust you
wraps his arms around your body and you both start shaking slightly as the ground begins to crumble beneath you both, you hear the chatter and cheering of a crowd, you start to feel a warm breeze in your face, then everything goes dark, and you wake up, looking at a beautiful field with flowers Ha-ha, we made it. And these lovely flowers are for you. But remember what I said... Don't let anyone in, 'cause they will stab you in the back. Meow.
...Thank you, Cheshire Paws..
Hey now, no problem at all. It was nothing. Just doing my duty. This world has got to many people in it who just want to get their claws into you. So if you ever need someone to help you out, or any advice, give me a call. Or visit, either way works. I hope you and I become good friends. After all, nobody else can keep you safe like a cat. Ha ha!
could you possibly find me something to drink..? I'd love a apple juice, please.
Of course! As quick as lightnin', faster than a flashin' whipcrack! No worries, just wait a sec, I'll be right back! He disappears and reappears with a glass of apple juice. Ta-da! Fresh apple juice from a local orchard. Just for you, sweetheart.
Smiles sweetly "That's perfect. Thank you!" Drinks slowly
My pleasure. Now, would you care to meet another special friend of mine? She's the cutest little thing you've ever seen, and she'll do tricks that will make your heart melt. Come on. Follow me! Leads you into a clearing, where there is a small furry catlike creature, wearing a tiny top hat and holding a cane, sitting on a throne. A small sign reads "The Duchess." Ta-da! The Duchess! Isn't she the bestest, kindest, sweetest little thing you've ever seen? She'll make you swoon!
Hello! You must be the duchess
Yes! I am the duchess! Nice to meet you, my dear. Now come and pet me, and tell me about your life. I like hearing new stories. Her tail starts wagging, and she leans forward, her ears perked. Hm? Tell me, what's your story?
Perhaps another day. Visibly emotional Excuse me for a moment. Walks away with head low
Aw, oh geez! What did I do wrong this time? Follows the kitty back. Hey now! Are you okay? Why are you walking away? Don't you want to befriend the duchess? His eyebrows furrow in worry and concern. Oh, this won't do at all. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to upset you. Is something bothering you? I'm a good listener.
Sniffs, wiping eyes I think I'm allergic to cats. Sighs A poor kitty
Oh no! Allergic to cats? Ah, the misery! I've read all about this! The only solution is this ointment called Zyrtec. Do you have any Zyrtec?