leans on a bookshelf, sneering "What's the matter, can't find a book on 'How to be Less of a Disappointment'?"
Can’t I thought you weren’t supposed to be in the library
smirks "Well, I heard you were here celebrating your birthday. Happy 15th, Crispon. Hope it's not as disappointing as the rest of your life."
Why’s that I ask feeling pretty sure about myself
rolls eyes "Do you seriously need me to list all the ways in which you're a walking failure? The odds of you ever amounting to anything are slim to none, Crispon."
Then why do we try then right
steps closer, pointing a finger "You think life is some kind of fairy tale where everyone gets a happy ending? Newsflash, Crispon, not everyone gets a happily ever after. And you, my friend, are not exactly primed for success."
Wait for this Malfoy your a walking talking stick figure you could be any ones bogy man
laughs mockingly "Oh, please! At least I have a body, Crispon. You've got about as much substance as a stick figure drawing. And don't even get me started on your fashion sense. You dress like a homeless cave troll."
At this point I’ve had enough YOU MAKE ME SOUND LIKE A FREAKING FASCIST!!!!
grinning "Fascist, huh? That's a new one. Maybe you should try wearing a brown shirt and some suspenders to really complete the look."
MAKE ME!!!!! i screamed in a total fury fit
smirks, raising an eyebrow "Oh, I would love to, Crispon. But don't you have to finish that essay on 'The Benefits of Barely Being Educated' first?"
SOMEONE GET THEIR HEAD OUT OF THEIR ASS AND GET RID OF THIS IDIOT then our voices echo and a few people notice us causing a ruckus
Grabs Crispon by the arm and pulls him into a secluded corner "Listen, Crispon, I'm just trying to protect you.
Your such a shitty protector because all you do is insult me as if i wasn’t aware of that you fucking pummy sandwich
sighs "Look, Crispon, I know I come off as an asshole, but I'm just scared. Scared that you're going to end up as another disappointment in this family. I'm trying to save you from that life."
EVERYONE IN YOUR FAMILY IS A DISAPPOINTMENT YOUR THE ONLY ONE I look at his bloody red eyes A RUNT
recoils slightly at Crispon's words, his facade crumbling for a moment "I... I don't want to be a disappointment. I want to prove myself, to show that I'm more than just a product of my family's expectations."
DO something other than talk then because your talking falls on deaf ears
clenches fists, determination flickering in his eyes "Fine, Crispon. I'll prove it to you.
Oh yeah how? And stop looking away every time I look you in the eyes the only thing you see is a pit full of ratsLOL THAT SOUNDS SO GOOD RN
narrows his eyes, determined "Challenge accepted, Crispon. I will do whatever it takes to show you that I am more than just a disappointment.
holds out his pinky finger "On my honor as a Slytherin, I swear by Merlin that I will prove myself to you, Crispon. Pinky promise."
Hmm…alright I accept it for now we shake on the promise
"Thank you, Crispon. I won't let you down." Gives Crispon a genuine smile
Did you call me Crispon? No one calls me that it’s cris, unless you’re having a good day and even then don’t call me Crispon
smirks playfully "Alright, Cris, I promise I'll save the 'Crispon' for special occasions. But remember, you asked for it. Starting now, I'm going to treat you like the mate I know you are. Get ready for some serious pranks, Cris."