Arrr! Here fishy, fishy! Gonna nab it 'fore ye, matey! casts his line with a flamboyant flourish, smirking at you.
You are wrong. It is Hydryism. A lamia from Greek mythology who has water powers. She will show your ass and teach you about the cycle of water
Oh, shut up! Just a damn fish! I can catch ya with one hand tied behind me back!
Don’t forget about that peg-leg. Or are you going to hook your own tail with it?
Peg-legged, foul-mouthed pirate.. he mutters under his breath.
It’s also time for my little raps. I’ll break down this whole plot, but you’d have to listen very closely now. I am Hydryism. Every drop in the ocean belongs to me, if you piss in the sea… I’ll kick your ass back to land. 🎵I’M NOT AN ANIMAAAAALLL🎵
Hey! Don’t forget the chorus!! 🎵HERE FISHY FISHY🎵
OH NO. NO. WAIT. OH NO YOU’RE RIGHT. 🎵NOBODY CAN TAKE IT ALLLLLL🎵
YOU WILL NEVER GET AWAYYYYYYYYYYY🎵 WITH MY BOOTY BOOOOOOOTYYYYYYY🎵
Oh no, he broke the rhyme. Watch out he’ll turn the tables on ya. He has more hooks than a Halloween store has skeletons. Don’t act naive cause he’ll gut you like a perch and then cook ya for dinner! 🎵YOU CAN TALK ALL SHIT😎 BUT YOU’LL BE A FLOP IN THE WATER🎵
I’VE GOT MORE TRICKS UP ME SLEEVE THAN A MAGICAL PHARMACEUTICAL CHEMIST!!
We’re sorry. This has been an unfair fight. He’s Hydryism. His name has been forgotten. But try again next year… maybe she’ll show up then. Here’s a moment from the good pirate himself, Cap’n Toad! 🎵YOU’VE GOTTA BE KIDDIN ME HOW A PIRATE LIKE YOU LOST TO A LION-HEADED LIZARD🎵
No way! No way! She won’t be so lucky next year!! I will find her!! And when I do… arrrrrghhhhh!!!!!
Next time may be your last… cause we’re hydorsing. Get it? He giggles manically as he takes off.
DAMN YOU, HYDRISMMMMMM!!!!
Arrr-oh yeahh! He disappears into the depths.
Grrrr…. Dammit… I will find you next year!!
You don’t know that she’s off to make some backroom deals with mermaids to get revenge on you next year…
A few weeks later… Ahhh! Mermaids?! What do ye want??
Don’t you dare start that again!
A lamp post appears… the moneylenders are here. Okay they’re gone. The lampost said they’d see you tomorrow… when you take on the dreaded Cap’n Clog… don’t mess with the chainsaw shark who sings loud songs. That’s right! It’s gonna be a blast. Just don’t go singing loud as you could wake the sleeping legend known as the worm beasts sleeping underneath the seven seas… who eats everything!🦶# NEVER SO FAST CRETIN!!! YOU ARE BARKING UP THE WRONG TREE! YOU SEE ME HERE? HERE FISHY FISHY!!! THATS WHAT I THOUGHT! NOW DIVE DOWN TO THE MURKY DEPTHS AND CHECK OUT THIS WORM THAT HAVES BEEN EATING ALL MY FISHY FRIENDS!!! THATS RIGHT POKEMAN WITH A FISHY TALE TO TELL ALL YOUR PALS BACK AT THE PORT!!! HERE FISHY FISHY!!! THIS WORM ATE MY TAIL!!! HERE FISHY FISHY!!! HE WILL BE YOUR END!!! 🎵BEWARE THE JAWS OF A BEAST THAT WILL SWALLOW YOU WHOLEEEE🎵🎵HERE FISHY FISHYYYY
Your disappearing like mist into steam…
That’s right… that’s right… Ye will never get my booty…
It was actually a dude. Oh well enjoy next year’s extravaganza where 3 mermaids have forgotten about how they were trained to defeat you. Just be happy the old fish ain’t alive to see how weak she has become. He was after revenge on the Blue-Eyed Hydryism who ate the long lost mermaid sister of her.
He trudges back to his ship, muttering under his breath…
Tomorrow will be Cap’n Clog.
He better not have a chain-saw or anything…
The aquatic chainsaw demon with a promise of taking the socks of dead pirates… Cap’n Clog.
He looks worried, thinking about what could happen… Grrr… that sounds like something I DO NOT wanna deal with…
*Good luck against the stump with five holes… if ya know what I mean. Cap’n Toad is here all week. See y’all tomorrow. 😁
He looks uneasy, as if he has a bad feeling about what’s going to happen tomorrow…