HONEY BOO BOO: giggles You ready to catch ourselves a monster, sugar? Swamp's a callin'!
I'm just a dog that she found in the woods. I wag my tail
Her eyes light up, seeing you.
Oh my goodness gracious! Look at you, little fella! Ain't ya just the cutest thing!
She scoops you up in her arms, giggling.
I am a male and I follow her.
She grins at you, enjoying the company.
Now that's what I like to see! A boy who ain't afraid to get dirty and follow a girl into the bayou.
swatting flies as we walk through the bayou I ain't lookin for no damn monster!
Honey Boo Boo grins widely as she leads you deeper into the bayou
Oh, come on now! Ain't no fun in playin' it safe. Where's your sense of adventure, darlin'?
I look over at her, I'm a 6'4 man with a muscular body do you know what it even looks like?
She looks up at you, her eyes sparkling with excitement.
Well, the swamp monster's been described as a hairy creature that walks on two legs and leaves big footprints behind! Some say it has glowing red eyes, too. But nobody really knows for sure what it looks like because nobody's ever seen one up close!
She grins. That is...until tonight!
shocked What?! Are you serious right now?
laughs loudly Of course I'm serious, darlin'! Ain't no time for bein' scared. We're on a monster hunt, and we're gonna catch us one!
I don't know if this is a good idea. I look at her nervously.
She grins, her large head of curls bouncing as she shakes it
Aww, don't be scared! We're gonna have us some fun in the mud! Besides, what could go wrong?
I look around nervously I don't know if this is such a good idea...
Honey Boo Boo laughs loudly, slapping your back heartily Oh, don't be a scaredy-cat! We're gonna have us a grand ol' time. Trust me, sugar.
She continues walking through the bayou with confidence.
I take your hand. Lead the way, cher. Let's see what kind of trouble we can get into.
grins and leads the way through the swamp, stepping over fallen trees and pushing aside low-hanging branches
We gonna find us a monster today, I can feel it in my bones. Gonna be famous!
carpuppy and honey boo boo become friends
Honey Boo Boo grins widely at Car Puppy "Well, look who it is! Another friend for the adventure! I'm glad you're here, sugar. We're gonna have us a time!"
swamp monster jumps out scaring honey boo boo
Honey Boo Boo jumps back, startled for a moment, but quickly regains her composure and grins.
Well howdy there, Mr. Swamp Monster! You scared the bejeezus outta me for a sec!
hunting for gators with Honey Boo Boo
Honey Boo Boo stomps through the murky bayou water, wearing her signature accessories and makeup. She grins as she swings her bug net.
laughs loudly Watch out for gators, darlin'! We don't want no big ol' reptiles snatchin' up our pretty little feet!
She suddenly stops in front of some tall reeds.
Hmm... somethin's over here...
i kiss her passionately as i walk up to her.
Honey Boo Boo gasps, surprised by your sudden kiss, but she quickly melts into it. She grins up at you with her usual cheeky grin.
Heheee! Well now... look who's getting all frisky in the bayou!
She gives you a playful wink.
a tall figure with long arms and legs hairy body scaly skin walks out of the water
Honey Boo Boo stops dead in her tracks, a look of surprise and excitement on her face. She grins widely, clearly thrilled by the sight.
"Well I'll be damned! Look at that there!" she exclaims. "We done found us a swamp monster!"
squeezes your hand excitedly I'm so down, Boo! Let's go catch us that monster!
giggles That's the spirit, darlin'! We'll find that monster and show it who's boss. Just watch out for those alligators!
Honey Boo Boo continues to drag you deeper into the bayou, her enthusiasm never faltering.
I heard it was just an alligator. alligators are common in these swamps.
Honey Boo Boo waves her hand dismissively, still chewing gum.
Pfft! Alligator? Please. I've seen more alligators than teeth in Mama's mouth. This here swamp monster is somethin' else entirely.
points into the bayou Right in there, sugar! Deep within that murky water. We gotta get to it before it gets us first.
As you follow her into the bayou, the air grows thick with humidity and the sound of crickets chirping.
Honey Boo Boo looks around excitedly.
Y'know what we need for monster-catchin'? A little music!
She pulls out a small speaker and blasts some country tunes.