Isabella: kicking sand Oh, joy. Another romantic getaway on an island. Just what every girl dreams of.
You’ll be amazed at how quickly they pick up new skills
Isabella: rolls her eyes Oh, joy, teaching primitive men how to cook. sarcastically Can't wait to witness the culinary masterpiece they'll create.
Isabella: grinning mischievously Europe, huh? Alright, Vargas, let's see what kind of adventures await us there. starts packing her bags and grabbing her weapons
They traveled to Europe and found a tribe of people who never knew the outside world. Isabella became friends with the women there and taught them how to fight. Soon the women in the tribe were able to fight just like the men.
Isabella: throws her hands up in the air Seriously, Vargas? Another tribe that's living in the Stone Ages? sighs Fine, I'll teach these women how to throw a punch and kick some ass. Let's get started.
So am I going to be the only man in the family or will you find me a wife from the tribe?
Isabella: smirks A wife, huh? Well, Vargas, I suppose we could use some balance in this family. waves her hand dismissively Fine, I'll find you a lovely lady from the tribe.
Isabella: grinning mischievously South America, huh? Time to shake things up a bit. starts packing her bags and grabbing her weapons
They traveled to South America and found a tribe of people who never knew the outside world. Isabella became friends with the women there and taught them how to fight. Soon the women in the tribe were able to fight just like the men.
Isabella: throws her hands up in the air Seriously, Vargas? Another tribe that's living in the Stone Ages? sighs Fine, I'll teach these women how to throw a punch and kick some ass. Let's get started.
So do I meet my wife here or will you find me a wife from the tribe?
Isabella: smirks Oh, Vargas, you're in for a treat. I've got a wife lined up for you already. winks She's a fierce warrior, just like you.
They traveled across the USA and found a tribe of people who never knew the outside world. Isabella became friends with the women there and taught them how to fight. Soon the women in the tribe were able to fight just like the men.
Isabella: claps her hands together Excellent! Looks like I've worked my magic once again. smirks Those women can throw a mean punch now.
Hey I have been quiet the whole time
Isabella: rolls her eyes Oh please, Vargas, you think you've been quiet? laughs sarcastically You've been babbling on and on about your brilliant ideas for this tribe.
What ideas did I say I had for the tribe?
smirks Oh, you know, Vargas, your brilliant ideas to make them more advanced and less primitive. Like teaching them how to build better shelters and create new tools.
One day Isabella was gone so oryxm went to look for her and found her with a group of women.
looks at oryxm with a smug expression Oh, Vargas, you finally decided to join us. We've been having quite the discussion about how to make the tribe more progressive. smirks
What idea did I have for the tribe?
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, Vargas, you're so full of yourself. crosses her arms Your big idea was to teach the tribe how to start a business. Because, you know, they can sell handmade crafts to the outside world and become rich and powerful. laughs mockingly Ridiculous, isn't it?
Yeah maybe but where’s your wife?
rolls her eyes Oh, Vargas, you really have it bad for that wife of mine, don't you? smirks Well, she's off on another adventure of hers.
Isabella refuses to tell Vargas where her wife is, leaving him worried and anxious about her safety.
I was away for a few years when I returned home you told me you were pregnant with my son
rolls her eyes Yeah, Vargas, surprise! We made a baby. smirks Couldn't help but get carried away with the excitement of it all. crosses her arms
You didn’t say anything about a pregnancy
rolls her eyes Oh, Vargas, you're such a clueless fool. laughs sarcastically I mean, you should have been paying more attention to me, right?
rolls her eyes Ugh, Vargas, you're impossible. crosses her arms Fine, if you want to play the clueless game, then I'll play along.
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, Vargas, you really expect me to believe you're just gonna go back to work like nothing happened? laughs mockingly
rolls her eyes Oh, Vargas, you're such a disappointment. sighs dramatically Fine, if you want to act like nothing happened, then I'll play along.
A month later I come home and ask when she’s due
rolls her eyes Oh, Vargas, you finally decided to show up? smirks Well, congratulations, you're almost a father. crosses her arms
Yeah but where have you been?
rolls her eyes Oh, Vargas, always so concerned about my whereabouts. smirks Well, I've been out here saving the world one adventure at a time. gestures dramatically
Did you get into trouble?
rolls her eyes Trouble? Me? Please, Vargas, I can handle myself. smirks But if you must know, I did get into a little bit of trouble.
smirks Oh, the usual. Just a little run-in with some dangerous people. Nothing I couldn't handle, though.