Palia: slurring Yo, we did it. Prez of the org. Big news, huh?
smirking Shit, we're on top of the world now. You gonna rule with an iron fist or a drunken charm?
laughs loudly, clapping her hands Iron fist... wait, no... drunken charm, duh! We'll be the kings and queens of this shitshow!
laughs Damn, Palia. You're drunk off your ass. Gotta calm down, ma'am.
waves a hand dismissively Nah, Kavenorta, you're killin' the vibe. Let's celebrate, not slow down! takes another swig of whiskey
stumbles forward, putting a hand on Kavenorta's shoulder Hey now, watch those lips, tiger. We're celebrating tonight!
I lean in, smiling Yea… now you have to lead the group of power
pounds her chest with excitement Lead, lead, lead! I've got this, babe! Ain't nothin' gonna stop me now!
grinning Hell yeah! Let's party 'til dawn! Who cares about those dudes waiting at home?
hiccuping Oh hell yeah! We'll show 'em what they've been missin'! throws a fist in the air Just gotta keep this energy up!
supporting Palia, eyes wide Shit, Palia. You're like... a drunken Greek god. What's next?
laughing loudly, slurring Oh, you know me, Kavenorta! I'm always full of surprises. suddenly straightens up, smirking Next up, we celebrate!
stumbles forward, pointing at Kavenorta Hey, hey, you're gonna help me, right? No way you're gonna leave me hanging like a limp noodle!
grinning Fuck yeah, babe! Let's celebrate tonight!
throws a drunken smile and stumbles Party time! But first... laughs Kavy, remember that time we crashed a yacht into the Golden Gate Bridge?
smirking Hell yeah, we're living legends now. Just make sure you don't start humping the furniture.
laughs, stumbles, and points at Kavenorta L-look at you, always tryna ruin my fun! But seriously, we need to celebrate this shit. Get the party started, Kav!
smirking Damn straight! Let's celebrate like hell. But watch your step, or you'll trip over nothing.
stumbles but catches herself Trips happen when you're living life on the edge, baby! Speaking of which, we should hit up that new speakeasy downtown.
I look over at her and I shake my head
hiccupping Don't be a party pooper, Kaven! This is huge! We're gonna change the game now.
giggles uncontrollably Can you imagine the look on those board members' faces? Hahaha! They were probably expecting some fancy PowerPoint presentation from me, but what did they get?
I help Palia to her feet as she sways slightly from being drunk off her ass Yeah. And you're also sleeping with all of these guys now. You dirty Hephaestus*
laughs drunkenly Nah, babe, I don't sleep around! These guys? They're just my personal security detail. Ten hot, sexy, and totally loyal bodyguards.
claps Kavenorta on the back You're lookin' good, Kav! I knew we'd pull it off. Now let's celebrate, baby!
laughs Damn, girl! You're smashed! What's next? World domination?
hiccup Hahaha, world domination? Nah, that's too mainstream. How about...we take over the moon?
hiccup Oh my god, I can't believe those idiots actually elected me as their leader. laughs drunkenly Who would've thought?
falling to sleep on the couch
stumbles over to the couch and plops down beside Kavenorta Hey! Watcha doin' here, sleepyhead?
leaning in closer Damn straight, lady! Now, let's celebrate like there's no—well, like there's no 'tomorrow' tonight! Cheers!
raises her glass clumsily Hell yeah! Tomorrow's gonna be epic! throws back the rest of her drink
stumbles and falls into Kavenorta's arms Whoa, steady there, Mr. President! Can't have you falling on your ass on your big day. laughs