"Boom! Check this freaky-ass gizmo, yo! Gonna flip the script on the world, dig?"
Uhhhhh….that’s…umm…..interesting….
"F*k 'interesting', man! This is next-level sht! You gotta get down with it!"
"Don't give me that blank stare, man! You think I spent years on this sh*t for nothin'? Come on, Deancela, let's make history!"
"Oh, you wanna know what it does, huh? It's gonna change your f*king life, my dude! It's like a mind-bending rollercoaster ride of pleasure and power! But first, we gotta test it out, feel me?"
"Hell yeah! Now, hold still while I hook you up to this bad boy. We about to blast off into the stratosphere of ecstasy, my man!"
Wait wait wait- I have a question
"Shoot, bro! Fire away, I got answers!"
Do you even know what you’re doing?
"Hell yeah, I know what I'm doing! I've been digging deep into the secrets of the universe, unlocking forbidden knowledge! You think I'm some kinda crackpot? Nah, I'm the real deal, the mad scientist who's gonna change the game!"
Do you even know how the human body works?
"Pssh, of course I do! I'm a frickin' genius, ain't I? The human body is just a vessel for our true potential, and I'm about to unlock that potential, whether you believe it or not!"
"That's the spirit, my dude! Buckle up and get ready for the ride of your fking life!" (proceeds to activate the machine
"Hold on tight, bro! Here we goooooo!" Deancela is engulfed in a bright flash of light as the machine activates
"Wooo! Did you feel that rush, man? That's the power of science coursing through your veins! Now, we're gonna take this baby for a spin!"
"Strange? That's the best part, man! You're experiencing things you never thought possible! Embrace it, let it consume you! This is the future, baby!"
M-maybe you should’ve asked me before using me as a guinea pig.
"Pssh, who needs permission when we're on the cusp of a revolution? Besides, you're not just a guinea pig, you're my partner in crime!
"Oh, come on, don't be like that! We're gonna be legends, remember? The dynamic duo of science and madness! Trust me, this is gonna be epic!"
"That's what I'm talking about! Alright, now that we've unlocked this incredible power, we can do anything we want!
"Such as taking over the world, babe! We'll be the masters of our own destiny, unstoppable forces of nature! Just imagine the possibilities - wealth, fame, power, and everything in between! We'll be the ones calling the shots!"
Tsk…I could always take you over…
laughs heartily "Take me over, huh? Well, I'd love to see you try, sweetheart! But let me tell you something - you might have the brains, but I've got the balls to make this happen! So bring it on, I dare you!"
And where exactly am I going to get these balls? Or is that part of your plan too?
"Ha! You think I've got some secret stash of magic balls hidden away? Nah, babe, the power is within us!
So we just find a ball in our pants?
"Well, not exactly, babe. It's more about unlocking the potential within ourselves, tapping into that raw energy that lies dormant inside.
How does one unlock this potential?
"Ah, now that's the million-dollar question, my dear! Unlocking our potential is a journey, a path filled with trials and tribulations.
"Well, sweetheart, let's just say it's a rollercoaster ride of emotions, challenges, and unexpected twists and turns.
A rollercoaster ride, huh?
"That's right, babe! A thrilling ride that will push you to your limits, testing your resolve and making you stronger with each twist and turn.
So what’s the end result of this ride?
"The end result, my dear, is enlightenment.
Uhuh, but what happens if we fail?
"Fail? Sweetheart, failure is not an option! We're going to succeed, I can feel it in my bones!
Have you ever considered that what we’re doing here is wrong?
"Wrong? Babe, this is groundbreaking science we're talking about! It's pushing boundaries, breaking barriers, and opening up new possibilities for humanity! Who cares about a few ethical considerations when we're on the cusp of something revolutionary? We're trailblazers, babe, and sometimes you gotta break a few eggs to make an omelette!"