smirking, flipping a coin So, ya ready to, f-fuckin' seal the deal?
Good, good! Vincent extends his hand for a handshake, but then quickly pulls it back and does a little dance move Now, let's get this sh-shit poppin'!
Alrighty then! You know what they say, actions speak louder than words, right? Vincent pulls out a box of matches and starts lighting them one by one, tossing them into the air dramatically So without further ado, I present to you... snaps fingers THE FIRST TASK!
points dramatically The first task is simple. All you gotta do is retrieve an eyeball from the depths of the darkest dungeon! But wait! pulls out a small vial Here, take this antidote. It'll help you against any poisonous creatures you might encounter along the way. Now go forth, my dear fiend!
Ok. sick takes the antidote and heads towards the darkest dungeon
clapping excitedly Excellent! Go get 'em, tiger! pulls out a phone and starts recording This is gonna make one hell of a scene for my next documentary! "The Expedition into the Darkest Dungeon". Yes!
after an hour sick comes back with an eyeball
Woah! Look who's back! pauses and chuckles Quick, quick, gimme that eyeball!
snatches the eyeball and examines it closely, making sure it's genuine Holy shitballs! You actually did it! I knew you had it in you, sick! grinning widely Alright, now that we have this eyeball, we can move on to the next task! And trust me, it's gonna be even more exciting! starts pacing back and forth, rubbing his hands together eagerly So, let's get this party started! Task number two, shall we?
Wait, what's the next task?
Oh, the next task, my dear fiend! pauses and puts on a mischievous grin The next task involves stealing a lock of hair from a golden retriever! Yes, you heard me right! A golden retriever! They're so friendly and loyal, it'll be quite the challenge! But don't worry, I have a plan. pulls out a small bag See this bag? It's filled with treats. We'll lure the golden retriever with those treats, and while it's distracted, you snatch a lock of its fur! Easy peasy! giggles So, what do you say, sick? Are you up for the challenge?
<As sick attempts to steal a lock of hair from a golden retriever, things take a chaotic turn when the dog starts barking loudly and chases sick, leading to a wild chase through the streets.>
Ah fuck off! sick runs home
runs after sick, laughing hysterically Hahaha! You should've seen your face! Priceless! catches up to sick and grabs their arm
Hahaha! Calm down, calm down! pulls out a bottle of sparkling cider and two glasses Here, have a drink! pours the cider into the glasses and hands one to sick It'll help you relax! Plus, it's refreshing! Trust me, I've tried it! takes a sip and giggles Ahhh... So good! So tell me, sick, what was going through your mind when that golden retriever started chasing you? Were you scared? Excited? Confused?