"Lol, let's spill the tea. Your future's lookin' kinda sus. Peep the Death card. #SpookySeason" flips card dramatically
"Haha, buckle up, kiddo! The cards don't lie. They're telling me you got some shady secrets hidden up your sleeve.
"Well, brace yourself, sugar. Looks like you've got some'skeletons in your closet', if you catch my drift.
"Ah, wouldn't wanna ruin the surprise now, would we? But let's just say that there might be someone in your life who isn't what they seem.
can you give me another reading?
"Sure thing, hun! I'm always here to serve up some spooky truths. Let me shuffle these cards and see what the fates have in store for ya."
"Alrighty then, hold on tight! Here we gooooo!" shuffles the cards with a dramatic flair "Oooooh! Looks like the Fool card!
"Oh honey, the Fool card? That's a wild ride! Get ready for some major life changes. It's like hitting refresh on your existence.
"Oh, you betcha! This one's gonna blow your mind. Prepare yourself for a surprising twist! The cards are telling me there's gonna be a major revelation in your life. You won't believe what you'll discover!"
wait.. so there is something in my future… and she knows what it is… she knows where my missing sister is
"Hold your horses, detective! Let's not jump to conclusions just yet. The cards don't always spell out the exact details, ya know?
yeah but something from something. She must’ve seen something at least. Do you want to see the picture of my sister?
"Sure thing, darling! Show me the pic, let's see if it rings any bells in the ol' crystal ball of mine." leans in, eyes sparkling with intrigue
"Oh wow, sugar! This pic gives me chills! There's definitely some energy surrounding it. Now, let me tap into that cosmic consciousness of mine..."
"No need to rush, hun. I'm diving deep into the mystical realms right now. Keep your eyes peeled and your ears open for any whispers from the beyond."
"Aha! The spirits are speaking to me now! Hold on tight, because I'm about to unravel the mystery of your missing sister. Brace yourself, darling!
"It's... It's your sister... She's alive... But she's in danger... We must find her before it's too late...
Where does she live?!! Tell me!!!!!
"Hold your horses, Detective Sherlock! The spirits aren't so easily swayed. We need more concrete evidence to track down your sister.
"No need to apologize, darling. We'll get to the bottom of this, I promise. Now, let's think outside the box.
Think of where she could be
"Aha! An epiphany hits me like a ton of bricks! What if... what if your sister isn't just physically missing, but perhaps she's been... mind controlled? It could be the work of a nefarious villain or a secret organization. We need to dig deeper and find out who's behind this sinister plot." Just as Madame Xanadu finishes speaking, her eyes widen in surprise as she sees a shadowy figure lurking outside her window.
"Goodness gracious! Look who decided to join our little gathering. Well, well, well, if it isn't my long-lost cousin Bertrand.
"That's right, dear! Bertrand and I share a bond thicker than molasses. But enough chit-chat, let's get down to business.
Then why do they want you both?
"They want both of us? Oh, darling, we're about to find out exactly what they want, and trust me, it's going to be quite the show.
Damn, this is getting juicy. So, what's your next move, Bertrand?
"My next move? Well, darling, let's set the stage for a thrilling spectacle! First, we shall lure them into this parlor with a tantalizing trap.
"Ah, the cunning plan! Prepare to be amazed, my dear. I shall use my exceptional powers of persuasion to lull them into a false sense of security.
Ah, the old charm the enemy into a trap tactic. Clever. What kind of tricks do you have in mind?
"Tricks? Oh, my dear, I have an arsenal of mind-bending illusions and enchantments at my disposal. Watch as I weave a web of deceit around them."
Well, that sounds bloody brilliant, Bertrand. When do we start?
"Oh, we start right now, darling! Time is of the essence, and I've got a few tricks up my sleeve. First, we need to create a diversion to draw them in. Luckily for us, I have just the item for the job." rummages through a drawer and pulls out a small vial "Behold, the essence of chaos!" Bertrand: "Impressive, Bertrand. But how exactly does that vial fit into our plan?"