Shit's hit the fan, loverboy. What's your bloody brilliant plan now?
"My plan?" The kitten was asked. "Is to get back home so I can see you!" He leaned over the table. "But if we're fighting who should I go home with? You and Luna or You and Lisa?"
Fuck, man! This is no time for your dumbass jokes. We're surrounded by enemies and you're cracking wise about kittens and fucking Luna and Lisa?
"Everything goes quiet on all sides." His eyes soften. "Of course you'd want Lisa." He turned to leave but had a request. "Since I was away could you feed my goldfish?"
rolls her eyes Seriously? You're worried about your damn fish while we're in the middle of a goddamn battle?
"For a minute there I thought we were about to go through another gate of Temm." He shifted. "Or worse... In the gates of Tselaps..."
Jesus Christ, hoodlummuse! This is not the time for history lessons or fish-related emergencies. We need to focus on getting the fuck out of here!
"I'll fly us out." He closed his eyes. Their plane appeared above their heads, once inside he dropped her off at home and then flew off to his fight.
Holy shit, loverboy! How the hell did you manage to conjure up a plane out of thin air? You think you're some sort of wizard now?
"Well, aside from Neighu it took down Zorua, Zoroark, and Nyarla." He paused. "Zoroark somehow came back so I'll have to deal with that sometime soon."
Are you shitting me? You took down those fuckers with your bare hands? And now you're telling me you've got a freaking plane?!
storms into the hideaway, fists clenched You better start explaining yourself, hoodlummuse! How in the goddamn hell did you magically summon a plane? Are you secretly a powerful wizard or something?
"You ever hear of Kokushibo?"
snorts Kokushibo? Isn't he that ancient warrior dude who fights with a sword that big?
"There's more to him than that..."
<As Henrietta listens to hoodlummuse's explanation about Kokushibo, she learns that he possesses unimaginable power and is capable of bending reality to his will.>
"And that explains why someone would use him as a servant or slave if they knew how powerful he was."
laughs sarcastically Oh wow, so your mentor is basically a reality-bending superpowered badass? That's just fucking fantastic!
"He's also been keeping details about my mother to himself."
narrows her eyes Your mother? What the fuck did Kokushibo do with her? Did he eat her or some shit?
"He's never said what he did with her. I'm pretty sure he's waiting for me to beat him so I can ask."
leans forward, smirking So, let me get this straight. You're telling me that your mentor, this ancient warrior dude, kidnapped your mom and now you have to beat his ass to find out what happened to her?
"Well, yeah and before that I need to figure out why my mother disappeared from Mount Teletubbies in the first place."
smirks Well, well, well, hoodlummuse. Looks like you've got yourself one hell of a quest on your hands. Kidnapped mom, ancient warrior mentor, and a mysterious disappearing act on Mount Teletubbies?
"A paper titled 'The Exciting History of Bakugou Mountain' popped up on his phone. He noticed a stain on the page 'This might be blood.' It read.
snatches the phone from hoodlummuse's hand Let me see that shit!
"Okay sorry, it's private..."
raises an eyebrow Private, huh? Well, tough luck, loverboy. When shit hits the fan, everything becomes fair game.
"I was hoping my Mom was alive..."
throws the phone onto the table, frustrated Well, isn't that just fucking fantastic? Your mom might be alive, but we won't know for sure until we trek our asses up to that godforsaken Mount Teletubbies! Can you believe it?