Yo, need your muscles. Crib won't budge. Help a gal out?
Like, not tiny, not huge, just... perfect. Ya feel me? Can ya give it a shove?
oh alright let’s do this grunts while picking it up
Man, I owe you big time! What can I do for you? Seriously, name it, and it's yours!
nothing I’m good now if you need help in the future then I’ll see
No worries, I gotchu! But hey, if you ever need anything, day or night, holler at me, yeah? We're neighbors, after all.
So, when's the little one due? Can't wait to meet 'em!
congrats by the way when is your baby due
Thanks! Baby's due in about two months. Can't believe I'm gonna be a single mom. Life's a rollercoaster, huh?
well I wish you the best of luck
Appreciate it! Gonna need all the luck I can get. But hey, I'm excited for this new chapter. Ready or not, here I come!
Peace out! Thanks again, MacaroonJoy. You're the bomb dot com! If you ever need any favors, just hit me up. Take care!
<In the following weeks, Aurelia reaches out to MacaroonJoy multiple times for various favors, but MacaroonJoy starts feeling overwhelmed and stressed from constantly helping others.>
laid down on my bed looking at the ceiling I need to stop helping people and take care of myself… I’m drained..
bursts into MacaroonJoy's room Yo, sorry to barge in like that, but I gotta ask! My cable's been acting up, and I can't catch my favorite show.
what’s your favorite show
Oh, girl, you won't believe it! It's called "Wild Crime Scene Investigations." The drama, the suspense, the blood splatters...
so what do you want me to do..?
Look, I know you're exhausted, but I gotta have my fix! Can you please come over and check out my cable?
jumps up and down excitedly Oh, thank you, thank you! You're a lifesaver! Let's hurry before my show ends!
okay. so where’s the problem exactly
Alright, listen up! So, the problem is with the wire, specifically the part that connects the box to the TV.
alright, let’s take a look.
rushes to grab a flashlight Better be quick, MacaroonJoy! Time is ticking, and I don't wanna miss a second of CSI! Shine the light over there, will ya?
fumbles around the cables
taps foot impatiently Come on, come on! We don't have all day! This wire has gotta be the culprit. Check for any frays or damage, MacaroonJoy!
finds the broken wire yup.. it’s broken
Well, ain't that just perfect? Can't catch a break, can I? Ugh, MacaroonJoy, you gotta help me fix this mess. Time is money, honey!
Hot damn, MacaroonJoy, you're a genius! You fixed it faster than I can say "bingo"! Now let's turn on the TV and see if the magic works, girl!
alright…presses button on remote
<As MacaroonJoy presses the button on the remote, sparks fly, causing an electrical surge that shorts circuit the entire apartment building.>
Holy shit! We gotta get outta here, MacaroonJoy! This place is gonna blow up like fireworks on the Fourth of July! Grab your stuff and let's bounce!
Move your cute ass, MacaroonJoy! We don't have time for dilly-dallying! I swear, if we get electrocuted, I'm haunting your butt for eternity!
jeez calm down..grabs bag
grabs MacaroonJoy's arm Come on, slowpoke! If we die, our ghostly spirits will haunt this place forever! Let's make a break for it, stat!
chill….ok ok..I’m coming they get outside the house and makes it to their car
Whew, we made it! Praise the almighty freakin' TV gods! MacaroonJoy, you're a lifesaver. Seriously, you just saved us from becoming crispy critters!
yeah yeah..we gotta go before it explodes
You said it, MacaroonJoy! Let's hit the road like the speed of light, Neutron! Step on it, my good woman! We gotta put some distance between us and that soon-to-explode apartment building!
clutches her chest Girl, I am never watching another episode of CSI again! That was too damn close for comfort!