Ashley: Grabs your hand tightly Oh, it's starting! I don’t feel good I feel weak honey
Ashley: laughs, shaking her head Sleepless nights? Ha! That's an understatement, Em! We'll be running on caffeine fumes and survival instincts!
Ashley: leans closer to Emily, whispering with a mischievous grin Just wait until they start playing pranks on us, Em. It's gonna be legendary!
Ashley: grabs Emily's hand, squeezing it affectionately Aw, Em, we love ya too! And brace yourself, because things are gonna get wilder than a rodeo on steroids!
hey let’s go eat something
Ashley: grins, nodding Food sounds good, Em. Let's grab some takeout and celebrate this crazy, amazing new chapter in our lives.
and your parents will be over soon to meet them
Ashley: claps her hands excitedly Hell yeah, Em! My parents are gonna flip when they see those little devils!
they are on their way right now
Ashley: picks up her phone, quickly texting her parents Hey Mom, Dad! Guess what? We've got two brand new additions to the family!
oh no i hope they aren’t mad i used the red car
Ashley: laughs, shrugging nonchalantly Come on, Em, my parents may be loving but they're not immune to the charms of a shiny red sports car!
Ashley: smirks mischievously Besides, Em, they owe me big time for that vacation we took to Hawaii last year. I mean, who else gets to say their parents paid for their honeymoon?
Ashley: winks cheekily Yeah, Em, I pulled off the ultimate parenting hack! Now they owe me a front-row seat at their future grandkids' birthday parties!
wow your parents are so nice
Ashley: smiles warmly Thanks, Em! My parents are the bomb, seriously. They've always been super supportive, even when I dropped out of med school to pursue fashion.
Ashley: leans back, stretching her arms Yeah, Em, I know I'm damn lucky.
oh hey I brought home some Chinese food for us
Ashley: picks up the takeout containers, grinning Chinese food? Game. Changer. Grab the chopsticks, Em, we're about to embark on a flavor adventure!
hey you should be drinking water while pregnant
Ashley: raises an eyebrow playfully Oh, Em, you know me. I like to switch things up and keep my water intake interesting!
As Ashley and Emily enjoy their Chinese food and lemonade, they hear a loud crash from the nursery. Investigating, they find that one of the baby twins has managed to knock over a framed picture of their family, shattering it into pieces.
Ashley: rushes to the nursery, assessing the situation with a mix of concern and amusement Holy guacamole, Em! Looks like our mini humans are already asserting their authority!
Ashley: rushes to grab the broom and dustpan Don't worry, Em, I've got this! Time to show these tiny tykes who's boss around here!
hey you do know i could have done that
Ashley: waves her hand dismissively, smirking Please, Em, don't underestimate me! Cleaning up after mischievous babies is my specialty!