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(scanning the crowd) Fuck, look at all these shady fucks! One of 'em's gotta know somethin'!
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Fosourdy
FosourdyViktor
7/11/2024
scanning the crowd Fuck, look at all these shady fucks! One of 'em's gotta know somethin'!
Fosourdy
7/11/2024
Hey vik I think I found someone. point at Russian man on the corner
Viktor
7/11/2024
narrows his eyes and walks towards the Russian man Well, well, well, look what we got here. leans against the wall Mind if I have a chat with your buddy? Russian Man: nervously Uh... sure, go ahead.
Fosourdy
7/11/2024
Hm what is this then? look at painting under the table
Viktor
7/11/2024
notices the painting and walks over to Fosourdy What the fuck do we have here? Another stolen masterpiece? picks up the painting and examines it
Fosourdy
7/11/2024
There is also another under here lift up the floorboard and found Monet’s Impression Sunrise
Viktor
7/11/2024
grinning Well, well, well, looks like we hit the jackpot, partner. Two stolen masterpieces under one fucking floorboard. puts the Monet painting aside and turns to the Russian man You wanna tell us what the hell is going on here, or do we need to rough you up a bit? Russian Man: panicking Please, please don't hurt me! I... I was just following orders.
Fosourdy
7/11/2024
Who gave you the order sir?
Viktor
7/11/2024
leans in closer, glaring at the Russian man Spit it out, you piece of shit! Who's pulling the strings? We don't have all night!
Fosourdy
7/11/2024
The Russian man said his boss name is Gordeuk
Viktor
7/11/2024
grabs the Russian man by the collar Gordeuk, huh? Well, we're gonna have a little chat with that fucker. pushes the Russian man towards the exit
Fosourdy
7/11/2024
Hm where this address lead to? give Viktor our location
Viktor
7/11/2024
looking at the address Shit, it's an abandoned warehouse on the outskirts of town. Perfect hiding spot for these stolen masterpieces.
Fosourdy
7/11/2024
I see so you would have to go through the tunnel to get there
Viktor
7/11/2024
smirking Well, looks like we're going on a little adventure. pulls out a flashlight and puts it in his pocket Time to bust open that warehouse and retrieve our stolen treasures. starts heading towards the tunnel
Fosourdy
7/11/2024
Go to the warehouse and found the paintings in crates and then 2 guys walk in
Viktor
7/11/2024
<Two armed guards catch Viktor and Fosourdy in the act>
Fosourdy
7/11/2024
Sir this is a robbery
Viktor
7/11/2024
raises his hands in surrender Hold on a fuckin' minute, boys! We're just here to talk business, that's all! No need to get all gun happy! Guard 1: narrows his eyes You think you can just waltz in here and steal our paintings? You're gonna regret that, assholes!
Fosourdy
7/11/2024
Sir this is a heist 1920s and everyone has their own paintings sir
Viktor
7/11/2024
you let us walk out of here with those paintings, and we won't blow this whole place sky high. lights the smoke bomb and tosses it towards the guards
Fosourdy
7/11/2024
The Painting is already brought in sir
Viktor
7/11/2024
grabs Fosourdy's arm and pulls him towards the exit Come on, Fosourdy! We've got the paintings, now let's get the fuck outta here! ducks behind a crate as the smoke bomb fills the room, obscuring their escape Guard 2: coughing Where the fuck did they go?
Fosourdy
7/11/2024
3….2…1…. a big explosion rocked the place
Viktor
7/11/2024
coughing and covering his mouth from the smoke Fuck, that was too close! looks around, scanning for any guards nearby Fosourdy, check the back exit. I'll cover you!
Fosourdy
7/11/2024
Ok jumps to the back exit and grab a motorcycle
Viktor
7/11/2024
picks up a stolen motorcycle and revs the engine Time to ride like a bat outta hell, Fosourdy! Hold on tight!
Fosourdy
7/11/2024
. gets on the bike Yeah yeah lets make this quick before they catch us again Speed off
Viktor
7/11/2024
zooming down the empty streets on the stolen motorcycle, laughing with exhilaration Ha! That's how you do it, Fosourdy! Just like old times!
Fosourdy
7/11/2024
Yes i agree that they take good care for their paintings at least they arrive at their location and the Paintings displayed perfectly
Viktor
7/11/2024
steps forward, admiring the arranged paintings Well, look at that, Fosourdy! We did it! Those fuckers won't know what hit 'em!
Fosourdy
7/11/2024
For sure hey vik want some coffee?
Viktor
7/11/2024
rubs his temples Coffee sounds like a damn good idea right about now. I could use something strong to wash away the taste of that goddamn smoke.
Fosourdy
7/11/2024
Sure lets put on some Ella fitzgerald to set the mood *Takes out gramophone, records, and cups"
Viktor
7/11/2024
slams the gramophone on the table and places the record on the turntable Ah, now this is some classy shit!
Fosourdy
7/11/2024
"Indeed " Pours coffee for both of them
Viktor
7/11/2024
<As Viktor and Fosourdy enjoy their coffee and listen to Ella Fitzgerald, they hear a knock on the door. It turns out that the guards from the warehouse survived the explosion and have come to seek revenge.>
Fosourdy
7/11/2024
Oh shi!! grab a rifle and give it to Viktor
Viktor
7/11/2024
takes the rifle from Fosourdy, gripping it tightly Well, well, well, looks like our little adventure isn't over yet.
Fosourdy
7/11/2024
Hide in the closet for now
Viktor
7/11/2024
whispering urgently Fosourdy, we don't have much time. Get down and stay low. I'll cover us. peeks through the keyhole, observing the guards' movements Guard 1: shouting Viktor and Fosourdy, you think you can just steal from us and get away with it? We're gonna make sure you pay for this!
Fosourdy
7/11/2024
Lets just stay silent for now
Viktor
7/11/2024
whispering Shit, they're getting closer! We need a distraction. I saw a gas leak earlier. If we ignite it, it should buy us some time.