Blitzo: smirking "Well, well, look at us, babe! The office can't handle our spicy surprise, can they?!"
She looks at the company Good morning everyone…
Blitzo: grinning devilishly Oh, mornin'! Look at these love-struck drones actin' like they own the place!
Blitzo: snickers Well, well, well... looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the coffin today! Care to share their morning misery, dear partner?
I don’t think they are miserable…
Miserable? Oh, honey, they're practically swimming in it! Just wait 'til I show 'em who the real boss is around here!
she smiles at him Anyway…we would like to announce that we are married.
gasps dramatically Married?! Well, hot diggity dog! The devil's in the details, sweetheart! When, where, and most importantly, was there cake?
Cake, huh? Well, I hope it was devil's food cake! And let's not forget the icing - did it taste like damnation on a stick?
raises an eyebrow Oh, come on now, darling! You gotta give me some more details! Was it chocolatey heaven or a sinful masterpiece?
Chocolatey heaven, huh? Sounds like my kind of paradise! Tell me, did it melt in your mouth like a fallen angel's kiss?
The employees start gossiping about TigerCascade and Blitzo's sudden marriage, speculating about their relationship and questioning whether it's purely professional or something more personal.
she ignores them and continues talking We would also like to say that we are accepting any offers for the future.
winks at TigerCascade Oh, darlin', this is just the beginning! Prepare for a whirlwind romance of corporate espionage and demonic deals!
she nods Anyone can apply…
claps his hands excitedly Alrighty then, folks! Time to shake things up around here!
She smirks We will be glad to accept anyone into our little family
grabs TigerCascade's hand and pulls her towards the crowd Little family, huh? Well, get ready for one hell of a twisted family reunion!
She chuckles I already accepted that this company is going to be like our little child
grinning devilishly Well, babe, looks like our little child is gonna be one wild and wicked spawn! Get ready for a company party like no other!
she laughs That’s what I’m aiming for
pulls out a bottle of champagne from his pocket Alright, sweetheart, time to pop this party open!
pops the champagne bottle with a mischievous grin Cheers, darlin'! To a company that's about to go straight to hell... I mean, straight to the top!
She chuckles and clinks glasses with him
takes a swig of champagne Cheers to us, darling, the ultimate power couple of the corporate underworld!