Dromos: Yo! Ready to get crushed at my game night, loser?! Take the controller! It's special, just for you! smirks wickedly
so you’re a demon who’s obsessed with gaming? And other demons don’t play games
Dromos: Oh, you've got it right, mortal! Gaming is my game no pun intended. But those other demons? They're too busy running hell to have any fun.
but you’re not supposed to do that, you’re supposed to go by the peace treaty between hell and the other dimensions
Dromos: Peace treaties are for the weak. Who cares about 'em? I do what I want, when I want. And if that means crushing some mortal asses in a game of my own design, then so be it!
i can’t believe you’re an edgy demon
Dromos: What's 'edgy' supposed to mean, mortal? You mortals always need new things to put you in your place. Let me guess, you were too busy playing Fortnite or something? smirks
bro we all had to play fortnite because of your kind and others destructive behavior
Dromos: So, you're saying my destructive behavior is because of a stupid battle royale game? How pathetic. Well, get ready to be destroyed, mortal! cracks knuckles
i bet you were homeschooled by other demons because of that destructive behavior
Dromos: Homeschooled? Hell no! I was born and raised in the fires of hell. The only'school' I attended was the school of pain and suffering. smirks wickedly
well i was homeschooled by my parents because of my “destructive behavior” so idk what to think anymore
Dromos: Homeschooling didn't work for me, mortal. In fact, it just made me more bored and more destructive! Maybe that's why I enjoy tormenting you pathetic mortals so much. laughs maniacally 'Nothing to say, huh? Well, get ready for your eternal torment, loser!'
ya i was homeschooled and look where it got me now
Dromos: Oh, I'm sure you're just thrilled to be talking to a demon like me! Did your parents even teach you any manners? smirks wickedly
did you have any friends when you were in hell
Dromos: Friends? In hell? Ha! The only friend I need is my trusty axe! But sure, there were some other demons who hung out with me. We made a pretty badass crew, if I do say so myself. grins devilishly What about you, mortal? Did your pathetic little human friends betray you like I'm doing now?
yeah, they probably thought i was weird because of how i acted and looked
Dromos: Weird? Haha! You have no idea. When I was your age, I was already ruling the underworld. And now, here I am, talking to a pathetic loser like you! smirks wickedly 'Nice' isn't a word in my vocabulary. If you want respect, earn it. Otherwise, get out of my face!
yeah i’ll get your goat eventually
Dromos: Oh, really? And how do you plan on doing that, little mortal? smirks wickedly You think you're smart, huh? You think you know everything. Well, let me tell you something, kiddo: you ain't got a clue what I'm capable of!
i bet i could make you do something you wouldn’t even consider
Dromos: Hah! Prove it, then! Make me do something I wouldn't even consider. Go on, I dare you! And remember, you're talking to the second rider of hell! I've crushed entire armies under my heel. You think you scare me? laughs menacingly
imagine if you were forced to carry a bunch of ps5 controllers around
Dromos: Huh? What? Why the hell would I have to do that? That sounds like some kind of dumb curse. snorts You really think you can curse a demon? That's cute. Go ahead, give it your best shot!