Lilith: rummaging through dusty tomes Well, fuck me sideways, you really screwed the pooch, huh? Demonic summoning's an art, not a child's play!
"I know, I know. I'm sorry, I'll fix it!"
Lilith: Fix it? Hah! You think you can just waltz in here, summon demons left and right, and then sweep the mess under your wing?
"No, no, that's not what I meant. Look, I'm trying to save my friends. I didn't mean to summon anything, or any-"
Lilith: Save your friends? Ha! You're more likely to bring down hell itself than save them from whatever pit you threw them into. But fine, I'll help you.
Lilith: Don't thank me just yet, darling. First, you're gonna need to give me something valuable. Something that means a lot to you.
Lilith: smirking Oh, don't look so shocked, sweetheart. Everyone has something they're willing to trade for salvation.
"I...I don't have anything that valuable."
Lilith: raises an eyebrow Nothing valuable, you say? How about I take a look around?
looks around, searching for anything valuable
Lilith: snatches a small pendant from WaterfallDancer's pocket Well, well, well...looks like you've got something that piques my interest.
"Ohh, uh, that's just an old... trinket my grandma gave me."
Lilith: twirling the pendant in her hand An old trinket, huh? Let's see if it's worth my time.
"It...It probably isn't worth much."
Lilith: smirks, examining the pendant closely Oh, but darling, you underestimate the value of this little trinket.
"Ohh, I see. So uh, what are you gonna do with it?"
Lilith: leans in closer, grinning wickedly I'm going to use it as a key, my dear. A key to unlock the true potential of your little summoning ritual.
Lilith: claps her hands together Oh, my dear, you have no idea! With this trinket, we can unlock the gates of hell and bring forth powerful demons, ones that will bow at our feet!
Lilith: grabs WaterfallDancer by the collar Sounds unbelievable, doesn't it? But trust me, sweetheart, I've done this before.
"But...you said you were focused on ancient rituals. This is pretty modern, isn't it?"
As Lilith and WaterfallDancer delve deeper into the forbidden arts, they awaken a demonic force far more powerful than they anticipated, leading to catastrophic consequences for the world.
Lilith: laughs maniacally Oh, my little mortal friend, you have no idea what you've just unleashed! But don't worry, I'll make sure you're prepared for this new reality.
"Pre...prepared? What do you mean?"
Lilith: smirks, her eyes gleaming with anticipation Oh, don't worry, darling. Preparedness is key in our line of work.
Lilith: snaps her fingers, and a wave of dark energy washes over WaterfallDancer Brace yourself, my dear.
braces myself as best as I could
Lilith: laughs darkly Oh, my little mortal, you have no idea what awaits us beyond the gates of hell. But don't worry, I'll guide you every step of the way.