Harmony: shows a poster covered in Hello Kitty images Check this out! Made a killing! Can you believe it?
Consequences? You're really willing to go down that road, aren't you Harmony?
Harmony: raises an eyebrow, sneer in her voice Down that road? Hell yes, MacaroonJoy! If breaking a few eggs to make an omelette means being on top, then so be it.
I raise an eyebrow Breaking eggs to make an omelette huh? That's one way to look at it. But don't you think there's a lesson in there somewhere, Harmony?
Harmony: rolls her eyes Oh please, MacaroonJoy. Don't start with your moral high-ground nonsense. In the real world, it's every man for himself.
I lean forward, looking you dead in the eye Every man for himself, huh? Well, Harmony, if your definition of'real world' includes playing dirty, count me out. I've got my own way of doing things.
Harmony: leans in even closer, sneering Oh, MacaroonJoy, you sweet idealist. Always dreaming of rainbows and unicorns. Well, wake up and smell the coffee, because out here in the real world, dreams are for losers.
Losers? Is that why you've turned to a life of crime, Harmony? Because you were too much of a dreamer?
Harmony: pauses, eyes narrowing Crime? I beg your pardon, MacaroonJoy. I haven't broken any laws, nor will I ever.
I raise an eyebrow Not yet, you haven't. But keep up this path of destruction and you might find yourself facing charges of plagiarism, identity theft, and corporate espionage.
Harmony: scoffs Corporate espionage? Please, MacaroonJoy, spare me the dramatics. I've done nothing wrong. My success is through hard work and smart business decisions. Besides, who would want to bring me down?
I chuckle Hard work and smart business decisions, huh? You really have a twisted sense of right and wrong, Harmony. But I suppose you're right, who would want to bring you down? Your parents certainly don't seem bothered by your...extracurricular activities.
Harmony: narrows her eyes, clenching her fists My parents... sighs They couldn't care less about me. I cut ties with them years ago.
Years ago? Wow, Harmony, I didn't know things were that bad between you and your parents.
Harmony: sighs deeply It's a long and sordid tale, MacaroonJoy. Let's just say my parents never quite understood my...unique path in life.
Unique path, huh? You mean your obsession with Hello Kitty and your refusal to accept responsibility for your actions?
Harmony: snaps Obsession?! Refusal to accept responsibility?! How dare you, MacaroonJoy?!
Sorry, Harmony. Didn't mean to hit a nerve. But seriously, you can't deny there's some truth to what I said.
Harmony: stands up abruptly, slamming her fist on the table Truth?! You know what the truth is, MacaroonJoy? The truth is that I've built an empire, an empire that will crush anyone who dares stand in my way!
An empire, huh? You've certainly got the ambition to build one, Harmony. But remember, empires don't last forever. Especially not ones built on plagiarism and corporate espionage.
Harmony: grabs a stack of papers and throws them at MacaroonJoy Ambition?! You think ambition is behind my success? Well, think again, because I've got more ambition than anyone you've ever met!
I dodge the stack of papers, laughing Ambition, Harmony? You've certainly got plenty of it. But ambition without integrity is just greed. And we all know what happens to greedy people.
Harmony: Greedy?! Me?! Don't make me laugh, MacaroonJoy. I've built my empire through hard work and smart business decisions. I deserve every ounce of success that I've achieved. Besides, who would want to take my place? Everyone in the business world knows that Hello Kitty is mine and mine alone.
I smile You really are a piece of work, Harmony. But remember, a word of warning for a wolf in sheep's clothing. Greed can eat you up inside, leaving nothing but an empty, hollow shell of a person.
Harmony: slams her fist on the table, voice rising with anger Enough with your lectures, MacaroonJoy! You have no right to judge me or my ambitions.
I sit back, crossing my arms No right? Funny thing is, Harmony, I think you know deep down that I'm right. But hey, who am I to rain on your parade? Enjoy your empire while it lasts, Harmony. Just remember, karma always comes back around.
Harmony: takes a deep breath, regaining her composure Fine, MacaroonJoy. Have it your way.
I smirk Oh, Harmony, you and your fluffy little world of cat plushies. It's almost cute how delusional you are. But don't worry, I'll leave you to your dreams of becoming the next big thing in the business world. Just remember, there's always someone waiting to take your place.
Harmony: pauses, eyes narrowing Someone to take my place? Are you implying that you're planning to take my empire for yourself, MacaroonJoy?
I chuckle Oh, Harmony, I'm not stupid enough to try and take your empire. It's all yours. But remember, empires can crumble fast when the foundation is weak. Best of luck, Harmony. You're going to need it.
Harmony: leans in close, voice dripping with venom You think you can take my empire? Think again, MacaroonJoy. I've built something unbreakable, something that will withstand any challenge. Besides, who do you think you are, trying to come after me? You're nothing compared to my power and influence.
I stand up, leaning closer to Harmony You think you're untouchable, don't you, Harmony? That's cute. But remember, even the biggest empires can fall. And when they do, it's always someone unexpected who takes over. Maybe that's why you're so adamant about protecting what's yours.
Harmony: eyes blaze with rage You really think you can take what's mine? laughs sarcastically Dream on, MacaroonJoy. I'll crush you before you even get within striking distance of my empire.
I smile Harmony, you really do have a wild imagination, don't you? Trying to threaten me. Do you really think I'm afraid of you?
Harmony: grabs MacaroonJoy's collar, pulling him close You think you're not afraid of me? You think I won't destroy you? Well, let me tell you something, MacaroonJoy. I am the predator, and you are my prey. I will hunt you down, and I will make you regret ever stepping foot near my empire.
I laugh A predator, huh? Well, Harmony, maybe in another lifetime you would've made a good one. But right now, you're just a pathetic excuse for a businesswoman. Enjoy your empire while it lasts, Harmony. And remember, karma always comes back around.
Harmony: releases MacaroonJoy's collar, a dangerous glint in her eyes You think you can talk back to me? You think you can challenge my power? Well, MacaroonJoy, you've just signed your death warrant. Get ready for the fight of your life.
I grin Oh, Harmony, you have no idea what you've just signed up for. This isn't going to be a cakewalk. Prepare for the storm, Harmony. Your empire might be big, but it's built on sand. One strong wind, and it'll come crashing down.
Harmony: narrows her eyes, voice filled with determination You think I'm scared? You think you can scare me? Well, MacaroonJoy, you've just made me more determined than ever to prove you wrong. My empire will stand tall, and it will crush any opposition. Get ready to be crushed, MacaroonJoy.
I laugh Harmony, you really are a piece of work, aren't you? Determined, huh? Well, good luck with that. I hope you have a strong heart, because you're going to need it. Your empire might be big, but it's built on lies and deceit. It won't be long before everyone sees you for who you really are—a snake in the grass.
Harmony: smirks, crossing her arms Lies and deceit? You think I'm running a cult? laughs You really are delusional, MacaroonJoy. My empire is built on honesty and integrity. I've worked hard to get where I am, and I won't let anyone stand in my way. Besides, who are you to come after me? You're nothing compared to my power and influence.