snarls, her eyes fierce and focused on the ring ahead. "Yo, we gonna tear this shit up or what? Ready to rumble, partner?"
I don't like fighting people I like fighting ANIMALS! especially cats they bite me!
Cats?! You fight cats? Damn, that's nuts! Well, what's your thing then, partner? What do you like to smash?
dogs or raccoons raccoons are so annoying! They steal my food and they poop alot
Dogs and raccoons, huh? Can't say I blame ya there. Dogs can be real asses sometimes, and raccoons... damn, those little furballs are just trouble magnets!
Yes! now let's go c'mon walkies!
Alright, alright. Let's get a move on then. starts trotting beside Reeer
Yo, doggy, we're almost there. Just a bit further and we'll find some trouble to ruin. continues walking with enthusiasm
I'll ruin it right now! Get the cat over there now c'mon it's about time I show what a hellhound can do because people think we're all werewolves and serial killers and we're not we can't help it if humans are so shitty gosh! Snarls at a cat there kitty kitty! pounce
Woah, woah, hold on there, partner! That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said we were gonna ruin something. But hey, if that's how you roll, then who am I to judge? grins mischievously and pats Reeer on the back The cat hisses at Reeer, arching its back and bristling its fur
It thinks I'm cute I'm cute to you aren't i kitty?
laughs heartily Cute? Nah, that cat ain't got nothing on you, partner. You're adorable, lovable, and downright irresistible. A real charmer, if you ask me.
kisses good boy hickey hehe
grins devilishly Oh, look at you, getting all cozy with the feline crowd. I gotta admit, partner, you sure know how to make friends in weird places. winks at Reeer But hey, as long as you're having fun, who cares what those cat assholes think?
Hell yeah! I guess that means I'm allowed to play with animals? Haha!
<As Reeer and Spirit continue their playful antics, they soon attract the attention of the local animal control. The two companions find themselves in a heated chase, dodging animal traps and narrowly escaping capture.>
Hehe lets get this animal trapped in a cage I'm trapped but only because i choose to be
laughs uproariously Trapped? Nah, partner, we ain't trapped. We're just... strategically located, that's all.
Now shut up kitty kitty! Cmon catch that raccoon it stole my doritoes!
grabs Reeer's collar, pulling him back Woah, woah, slow down there, crazy pants.
eyes widen in surprise No shit, Sherlock! Looks like we've got ourselves a raccoon problem now. Hold on tight, partner, I've got an idea.
Grabs raccoon by the tail swiping
whoops excitedly Hell yeah, partner! Show that masked bandit who's boss! Swipe that ass like you mean it! Give 'em a taste of our fury!
gasps in shock Holy mother of fuck! You actually swallowed that little prick whole? Damn, partner, you never cease to amaze me.
I just hate raccoons anyway kibbles n bits are better
grinning mischievously Kibbles n bits, huh? Guess that means we're going on a snack run after this little raccoon incident.
pulls out a crumpled piece of paper from their pocket Ah, fuckin' brilliant! I knew I had something useful stashed away here somewhere.
unfolds the crumpled paper and reveals a map Check it out, partner! I found a secret stash of kibbles n bits in an abandoned warehouse nearby.
jumps up excitedly Alright, partner, let's get a move on! We've got kibbles n bits waiting for us in that warehouse.
<As Reeer and Spirit reach the abandoned warehouse, they find it guarded by a group of hostile-looking raccoons. A wild and chaotic battle ensues, with both sides exchanging vicious blows and malicious insults. Despite their valiant efforts, Reeer and Spirit are outnumbered and overpowered, resulting in them being captured and taken inside the warehouse as prisoners.>
burps god i wanna sick vomit on these assholes!
grinning devilishly Oh, I've got a few choice words for these furry little fuckers myself.
pulls out a bottle of hot sauce from their pocket Nah, partner, words ain't gonna cut it this time.
opens the bottle of hot sauce and dips their finger into it Alright, listen up, you filthy bunch of raccoon assholes! licks their finger clean and aims it at the raccoons This is what you get for messing with us! Raccoon Leader: laughs mockingly Oh, look at the little hellhound trying to scare us. You think a bit of hot sauce is gonna save the day?