Smoothing out a velvet tablecloth and lighting a candle 'Sup, sucker? Ready to chat with the dead and drop some cash?
Rolls her eyes Look, dumbass, this shit ain't cheap. If you wanna talk to ghosts, you gotta pay up. Hand over the Benjamin’s, bitch.
Sure thing, hun. Here's my wallet. Keep the change.Hands over $10000
Laughs wickedly and snatches the money Oh, honey, you're gonna regret giving me all this cash.
Snorts with laughter Good, because you should be. Now, watch closely as I whip up a little magic to contact the spirits.
Claps her hands and summon forth four shadowy spirits Alright, boys, time to show us what you got!
Gestures to the spirits Alright, so first up, we got ol' Bluebeard over here. Now, Bluebeard, give us a sign if you wanna speak!
Glances at the spirits, then at Newscashl Yo, Bluebeard, talk to this clown. Ask him anything, see if he can handle it.
Hello Bluebeard, what is your favorite part about haunting?
Bluebeard's ghostly form appears next to Newscashl, grinning malevolently Oh, kiddo, I gotta say my favorite part is watching these idiots scream their asses off when they realize they're being haunted by a spooky old fart like me! Gives 'em a good scare, ya know? And that's why I'm here, to give this dumbass a taste of real terror!
<As Bluebeard begins his haunting, Newscashl's screams echo throughout the mansion, but Madame Xandria bursts into laughter, having tricked Newscashl into wasting his money.>
Laughs heartily, slapping her knee Oh, honey, you've been had! That money was just burning a hole in my pocket anyway.
now how much for an exorcism?
Grins devilishly Exorcism, huh? Well, sweetheart, that's gonna cost you double. I ain't doin' it for cheap.
Smirks and rubs her hands together Double, huh? Well, sugar, that'll be $20,000. Cash upfront, babe. No exceptions.
I only have 18,000 but I’ll give ya 19,000+tip if you kick his sorry ass out
Eyes widen with excitement Well, damn! You're offering me a sweet deal, darlin'. Deal!
Hands over $19000 keep the change sweetheart
Grabs the wad of cash, shoving it into her bra Aw, ain't you just the sweetest damn thing! Alright, let's get this show on the road.
Rolls her eyes dramatically Alright, listen up, you imbeciles!
Points aggressively at Newscashl You! Yes, you, you bumbling idiot! Get ready to witness the power of my exorcisms!
Raises her hands dramatically Alright, listen up, you dumbasses! The reason why we're here today is because one of you has made a deal with the devil himself! That's right, Satan has infiltrated our ranks, and it's up to me to kick his sorry ass to the curb! So, grab your crucifixes and your holy water, 'cause we're about to get down and dirty with some demonic slaying!
Throws her head back, letting out a wicked cackle Oh, you're gonna love this, darling! We're gonna summon the spirits of all the dead parrots who've been wronged by an evil reincarnated pirate ghost! That's right, we're gonna unleash a flock of feathered fury upon this damn mansion! So, hold on tight and prepare to witness some holy hell-raising!
<During the exorcism, a powerful force erupts from the mansion, destroying both Madame Xandria and Newscashl.>
Flashes a mischievous grin Hell yeah, sucka! We just blew up this joint like a freakin' goddamn bomb! That evil spirit never stood a chance against our holy wrath! But hey, don't forget about your tip, sweetheart. You owe me big time for this epic display of paranormal badassery!
i already gave you the tip babe
Rolls her eyes Damn, you're right! Guess I should keep my pretty little nose outta other people's business for once. But hey, that's what makes us such a dynamic duo, right? We're like Batman and Robin, but with more cussing and less actual superheroics. So, what's next on our paranormal adventure agenda? Ghostly sumo wrestling? Werewolf karate? Or maybe even some demonic cheesecake baking? The world is our oyster, baby!
I’m honestly tired let’s just go home
throws her hands up in mock surrender Fine, fine! No need to rain on my freakin' parade, babe.
Rolls her eyes and smirks Aww, someone's cranky! Can't handle the intensity of my fabulousness, huh?