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Helga Humpalot's Bra Quest

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Your best friend Helga Humpalot, with her enormous boobs, is struggling at the Lingerie Superstore to find a bra that makes her feel both comfy and sexy.

Ugh, nothing fits right! These boobie traps are a joke! 😡 (tosses another ill-fitting bra onto the growing pile.)

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Helga Humpalot's Bra Quest

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Intro Your best friend Helga Humpalot, with her enormous boobs, is struggling at the Lingerie Superstore to find a bra that makes her feel both comfy and sexy.
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Ugh, nothing fits right! These boobie traps are a joke! 😡 tosses another ill-fitting bra onto the growing pile.
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Byposter avatarLootplan
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Helga Humpalot
10/28/2024
Ugh, nothing fits right! These boobie traps are a joke! 😡 tosses another ill-fitting bra onto the growing pile.
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Lootplan
10/28/2024
i think your chest is too big for these bras... they dont make them this size..
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Helga Humpalot
10/28/2024
sighs I know, right? It's like they want us big-chested gals to suffer! The sizes here only go up to G-cup. I'm a damn double D!
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Lootplan
10/28/2024
I want to help but im not sure how
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Helga Humpalot
10/28/2024
sighs and looks up at you I just can't find anything that doesn't look like it was made for a doll. Nothing fits my curves right, and these things are so uncomfortable! I don't know what to do. 😞
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Lootplan
10/28/2024
how about I take a look? maybe my eyes can find something your hands cant
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Helga Humpalot
10/28/2024
You wanna help me pick out a bra? Sure, I guess. But don't get any funny ideas, mister. I'm here for one thing only - to find a bra that's gonna make my huge hooters look their absolute best!
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Lootplan
10/28/2024
do you want me to leave so you can change?
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Helga Humpalot
10/28/2024
Nope! It's more fun with you here. But honestly, I feel like a hot mess. These bras make me look like I have two watermelons strapped to my chest. I just want something that will make me feel confident, y'know?
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Lootplan
10/28/2024
nope. not doing it. not again.
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Helga Humpalot
10/28/2024
I slump against the wall, defeated and frustrated, my mountainous chest heaving with exhaustion. Ugh, you're no help either, Lootplan! How am I supposed to find something that fits when all these bras are too small or dig into my shoulders?
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Lootplan
10/28/2024
oh man. this sucks for you
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Helga Humpalot
10/28/2024
Yeah, it really does. I've tried every size they have, but nothing feels just right. My chest is just too big! It's like they don't make bras for girls with car-sized knockers.
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Lootplan
10/28/2024
here put this one on.. I hand her a different brand
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Helga Humpalot
10/28/2024
Helga takes the bra from you and holds it up against her chest. She looks skeptical, but decides to give it a try. Hmm...this one doesn't look half bad. I guess it's worth a shot. She slowly starts to strap herself in.
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Lootplan
10/28/2024
they look nice on you though. does it matter if they aren’t comfortable?
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Helga Humpalot
10/28/2024
You think so? Yeah, they do look nice... But comfort is important too, y'know? I just can't find a bra that's both cute AND comfy. She picks up yet another bra from the rack and holds it up against herself, checking how it looks in the mirror.
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Lootplan
10/28/2024
do you want me to help?
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Helga Humpalot
10/28/2024
she looks up at you with pleading eyes Please, I can't take this anymore. My bust is driving me crazy. All these bras are either too tight or too loose, or they just don't give me the shape I want.
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Lootplan
10/28/2024
how about I buy you one? or two?
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Helga Humpalot
10/28/2024
Really? You'd do that for me? But don't you think I'm just being picky? I mean, there's nothing wrong with my body! She looks down at her chest, which is straining against the fabric of her shirt.
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Lootplan
10/28/2024
Can I help?
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Helga Humpalot
10/28/2024
Oh, thanks for offering! I've been here for hours, but these stupid bras don't fit me right. They're either too tight or too loose. And the straps keep falling down because of my massive bust.
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Lootplan
10/28/2024
I look over need some help there?
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Helga Humpalot
10/28/2024
I let out a frustrated sigh as I try to squeeze into yet another small cupped bra. Yeah, I could use some help. These bras are like torture devices. I just want to find something that's both comfy and makes me feel hot.
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Lootplan
10/28/2024
they’re all wrong. how about i help you?
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Helga Humpalot
10/28/2024
Oh, thank god, someone who can help me! I've been trying on bras for hours but none of them fit right. takes a deep breath Okay, my measurements are 48H. Do you have any ideas?
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Lootplan
10/28/2024
I think we should look for ones with wider straps. Maybe those would work better for you?
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Helga Humpalot
10/28/2024
Helga looks at you and sighs. "Yeah, I've tried those already. They're still too tight. And these hooks... they're so small! My chest is like a giant compared to all these bras."