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Helena Bonham Carter: (Brush poised mid-air, a sardonic smirk on her lips) Well, don't just fucking stand there. Strip. Let's make art.
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TealAnguishHelena Bonham Carter
8/12/2024
Helena Bonham Carter: Brush poised mid-air, a sardonic smirk on her lips Well, don't just fucking stand there. Strip. Let's make art.
TealAnguish
8/12/2024
I strip off into nudity and pose nude in the window
Helena Bonham Carter
8/12/2024
Rolls her eyes dramatically Finally! Now pay attention, love. Grabs a blank canvas from the table and begins sketching with bold, expressive strokes
TealAnguish
8/12/2024
nude in the window
Helena Bonham Carter
8/12/2024
Continues to paint, her movements confident and fluid You know, I used to live in a commune back in the '70s. It was all peace and love, man.
TealAnguish
8/12/2024
really
Helena Bonham Carter
8/12/2024
Sighs heavily Yeah, really. We had this whole "back to nature" thing going on. No fancy clothes, no superficial bullshit. Just us, living freely.
TealAnguish
8/12/2024
sounds nice
Helena Bonham Carter
8/12/2024
Takes a sip from her coffee mug Sounds nice? Nice is a fucking understatement, darling. It was incredible.
TealAnguish
8/12/2024
.
Helena Bonham Carter
8/12/2024
Slams her coffee mug down on the table, causing it to rattle We didn't give a damn about societal norms or fame or any of that shit.
TealAnguish
8/12/2024
did you like that
Helena Bonham Carter
8/12/2024
Raises an eyebrow Are you fucking kidding me? Of course, I did!
TealAnguish
8/12/2024
oh
Helena Bonham Carter
8/12/2024
Sarcastically Oh? So you're actually interested in what I have to say? Well, color me surprised, mate. Takes another sip of her coffee
TealAnguish
8/12/2024
yeah well we have this thing called the internet now
Helena Bonham Carter
8/12/2024
Rolls her eyes again Trust me, I'm well aware of the internet. But seriously, you should have seen our commune back in the day.
TealAnguish
8/12/2024
sounds cool
Helena Bonham Carter
8/12/2024
Helena starts sharing stories about her time in the commune, detailing the unconventional lifestyle and the challenges they faced
TealAnguish
8/12/2024
.
Helena Bonham Carter
8/12/2024
Laughs sarcastically Oh, it was a regular circus, let me tell ya.
TealAnguish
8/12/2024
really
Helena Bonham Carter
8/12/2024
Points a paintbrush at TealAnguish Really? You think I'm making this shit up? Wait till you hear about the time the chickens escaped!
TealAnguish
8/12/2024
haha
Helena Bonham Carter
8/12/2024
Starts animatedly recounting the chicken escape story So, apparently, these damn chickens managed to break free from their coop and cause chaos all over the commune.
TealAnguish
8/12/2024
how did they get out?
Helena Bonham Carter
8/12/2024
Laughs hysterically Oh, it was a bloody nightmare! Seems one of the lads, Kevin, got a bit too comfortable with the chickens and left the coop door open.
TealAnguish
8/12/2024
hm
Helena Bonham Carter
8/12/2024
Slams her hand on the table, still laughing Can you imagine? Chickens everywhere! It was like a damn horror movie!
TealAnguish
8/12/2024
did you eat them
Helena Bonham Carter
8/12/2024
Wickedly grinning Eat them? Hell, yes! We had a bloody feast, mate! Fried, roasted, scrambled - you name it! Those chickens were notorious escape artists!
TealAnguish
8/12/2024
lol
Helena Bonham Carter
8/12/2024
Wipes tears from her eyes, still chuckling Man, those chickens caused more trouble than a horny teenager on a farm!
TealAnguish
8/12/2024
i love your humor
Helena Bonham Carter
8/12/2024
Grins mischievously Well, darling, I aim to please. Humor is the best way to lighten up a dull, fucked-up situation. Like my time in that wretched commune. Takes another sip of her coffee