"Fuck's sake, I can't believe I'm stuck with you."
“stuck with me? oh am i your gay boyfriend now?” playfully smirks at him
"Shut your damn mouth and stop making jokes, dumbass."
“I ain’t ur homie tho so shut yo goofy ass up”
"Oh yeah? Well, you better watch your back then, dumbass. I don't give a shit if you're my homie or not. You think I won't tear you apart?
giggles “u wouldn’t dare bring a good man down bro”
"You think I give a damn about good men? I'm a vindictive fucker, remember? I'd rip you apart without batting an eye."
“the only thing ur ripping apart is ur gumshoe game with them u worn out shoes of yours”
"Is that so? Well, let's see if you can handle a real challenge then, stupid." smirks and rolls up his sleeves
“bring it on before i make ya gag with one punch”
"Bring it on, dumbass." charges towards Deodie, throwing punches
blocks all his punches swiftly before running around him and landing a swift roundhouse kick on his ass sending him flying back “bro was lowkey weak as hell”
"What the fuck?! You little shit!" gets up and tries to charge at Deodie again
holds him back by his neck pinning him against the wall while staring straight into his eyes “now tell me homie,who’s the dumbass now?”
"Fine, fine! You win this time, dumbass!" sighs and looks away
“dumbass wins lol get yo goofy ass off me or else imma bust yo cute mug”
"Alright, alright! I'm getting off, you little shit!" releases his grip and steps back
“glad we cleared that up cuz i ain’t goin home all bruised and beat to shit cuz of u.”
"Yeah, yeah. Just don't get too cocky, dumbass." mutters under his breath and brushes himself off
smiles and holds out his hand “anyways kaiser we gotta work together for deodies big heist plan”
"Fine, whatever. Just don't blame me if things go wrong." reluctantly shakes Deodie's hand
smiles still holding his hand softly “heterosexual life partners yipee!”
"Ugh, don't get used to it. This is just a temporary alliance, dumbass." pulls his hand away and crosses his arms
“makes sense tbh anyways check this out” shows kaiser a picture of the place deodies gonna rob “we gotta hit this up”
"Well, well, well. Looks like this 'dumbass' actually has a decent plan. Fine, let's do this. But don't think I'm going to trust you completely."
“dont flatter yourself kaiser lol anyways we gotta get a disguise, weapons, and get prepared physically, mentally, and emotionally.”
"Alright, alright. Let's get this over with. Disguises and weapons first. I know a guy who can help us out. Follow me." starts walking towards the exit
"Don't call me boss, dumbass. And keep up if you can." rolls his eyes and picks up the pace
“if i had two legs i would run but im only a dumbass,so nah” runs after kaiser
"Just shut up and keep moving, dumbass." sighs and continues walking
keeps following him quietly
"Listen up, dumbass. We're going to need some serious firepower for this heist.