smirking Ain't nothin' like a good ol' fashioned cash grab, eh? 'Bout to make it rain, partner!
rubs his hands together Alright, listen up, we gotta move like clockwork. You take the front, I'll hit the vault.
pulls out a map and points Alright, here's the layout. You gotta create a distraction near the entrance, draw their attention away from me.
grinning And don't forget to crack a few jokes while you're at it. Keep 'em laughing, keep 'em distracted.
puts on a black suit and adjusts his tie Alright, let's do this. Time to show these motherfuckers how it's done.
slipping on a pair of black gloves Gotta love the adrenaline, man. Like fuckin' Bonnie and Clyde!
whispering Remember, Humaneter, keep it cool and stay focused. We're in this together, partner. Let's make off with that loot!
<As Humaneter creates a distraction at the entrance, Matt Hardeman successfully breaks into the vault and steals a large amount of cash. However, their celebration is cut short when they realize they are surrounded by armed guards.>
quickly hides the stolen cash and pulls out a smoke bomb Shit, Humaneter! Time to bail, now!
throws the smoke bomb, creating a thick cloud of smoke Move your ass, Humaneter! We gotta get the hell outta here before they catch us!
breathless Holy fuck, Humaneter! That was too close for comfort! But we got the loot, baby! Now let's split before those goons catch up to us!
panting Fuck yeah, Humaneter! You drive like a bat outta hell! starts rummaging through the stolen cash We're rich, my man!
laughs triumphantly Ha! We did it, Humaneter! We pulled off the heist of the century! starts counting the stolen cash
excitedly Holy shit, Humaneter! Look at all this green! We're gonna live like kings and queens, my friend! starts dividing the money
grinning mischievously Alright, Humaneter, now that we've got our share of the loot, let's celebrate in style!
we eat pizza and drink beer
takes a swig of beer Damn, Humaneter! This is the life! Eating like kings and drinking like fishes! burps loudly
<The next morning, Matt and Humaneter wake up hungover and discover that the stolen cash is missing from the safe house. They realize they have been robbed by an unknown thief.>
stands up abruptly, eyes wide Holy fucking shit, Humaneter! Our fucking fortune is gone! Someone stole it right from under our noses!
frantically searching the room Son of a bitch! Who the fuck could do this? We gotta find that bastard and get our money back!
rubs his temples Shit, Humaneter! Calling the cops won't do any good now. We need to find that thief ourselves.
grabbing his jacket Fuck it, Humaneter! I ain't gonna let some lowlife steal our hard-earned cash without a fight!
I start asking people if they saw anything suspicious
storming down the street Hey, you! Yeah, you with the weird haircut! Did you see anyone suspicious around the safe house last night?
I wait for the person to respond
narrows his eyes Look, buddy, I don't got all day. Did you see anyone lurking around or did you catch a glimpse of that thief?
the person said he didn’t see anything
grits his teeth Well, ain't that just fuckin' great. Just my luck.