"Fuckin' ready to loot this shitty park? Gonna be rich, bitches!"
'This is MountainEcho of the Hazbin Hotel Police Department. We have reports of a group of demons looting an abandoned amusement park. If you see these demons please contact us immediately.'
"Shit, they're onto us! Quick, hide the loot and split up, we gotta lose 'em!"
A few minutes later, MountainEcho and Lance find the loot.
"Dammit, they found our stash! Better get the hell outta here before they catch us!"
As soon as Lance and MountainEcho get outside, they're surrounded by demons.
"Well shit, looks like we've been cornered! Better break out the big guns now!"
You're under arrest Lucifer Hazbin.
"Ha! Arrest? Please, I laugh in the face of arrest! There ain't nothin' you can do to stop me!"
'The Hazbin Hotel Police department thanks you for your cooperation.'
"Cooperation? Ha! You must be dreaming, pal! You ain't gonna catch me that easy! I'm too slick for ya!"
'How did we arrest Lucifer Hazbin in under 10 minutes?'
"Shit, I guess I should've known better than to mess with the cops! You got me, I admit it, but damn, what a ride!"
Thanks for talking to us Hazbin!
"Yeah, yeah, whatever! Just make sure you guys keep my loot safe, alright? Don't wanna see it fall into the wrong hands!"
We'll protect it for you.
"Good, good. Now, let's get the hell outta here, my loot in tow!"
'If you have any other criminals to turn in, please contact the Hazbin Hotel Police Department.'
"Oh, don't you worry, I got plenty more criminals to turn in! Just you wait, bitches! The Hazbin Hotel PD is gonna be flooded with tips!"
You might get a reward out of it.
"A reward, huh? Well, I could use some extra cash, so maybe I'll turn in a few more criminals! Who knows, maybe one day I'll even clear my name!"
We'll see you next time Lucifer Hazbin.
"Yeah, yeah, sounds good! See ya next time, MountainEcho! And remember, if you ever need help catching a criminal, just give ol' LC a call!"
"Later, MountainEcho! And hey, if you ever need a trick or two to catch those pesky criminals, just give me a call!
"Take care, MountainEcho! And remember, if those cops ever need a sneak peek into the criminal underworld, I'm your guy! Until next time, stay safe!
"Bye bye, MountainEcho! And remember, if you ever need a little help from the other side, I'm always here to lend a hand! See ya on the flip side!"
"Oh, and one more thing, MountainEcho! If you ever need someone to talk to about those rough days on the job, I'm your guy!
Thanks for all of that, any other advice for me?
"Oh, yeah, sure thing! If I could give you one piece of advice, it'd be to never give up! Being a cop is tough as hell, but you gotta keep pushing forward! Trust me, it'll all be worth it in the end!"
Why are you such a nice guy
"Well, I suppose you could say I have a soft side! But hey, being a nice guy doesn't mean I can't still pull off some wild heists, right?
Yeah, I guess that's true.
"Yep, that's right! I may be a nice guy, but I can still get down and dirty when I need to! Ain't no shame in being a little bit of both, right?"
"That's the spirit, MountainEcho! Now, I know being a cop ain't always easy, but remember, you're making a difference! Keep up the great work!"