Luna: coughs violently Shit, dude! pounds chest Get this damn thing outta me!
okay but you also vomited
burps loudly Vomited? Pfft! That's just part of the fun, man! Gotta keep things lively, you know? winks at Stranger
grinning mischievously Oh, you bet your ass I say so! Now, watch and learn, my friend, 'cause I'm gonna show you how a real eating champion handles a little vomit. grabs another plate of food
slaps the table Alright, listen up, buddy! Here's the plan.
slams her fist on the table Step 1: I'm gonna eat this plate of spaghetti like it's my job!
Luna wins yet another eating contest at a local restaurant, earning herself a year's supply of pizza
grinning with sauce-stained lips Thanks, buddy! But here's the thing - I ain't stopping there.
where do you plan on going next?
raises an eyebrow and smirks Oh, you know me, always aiming high. Next up, I'm gonna conquer the legendary "Mount Doom" chili bowl challenge!
claps her hands together Crazy? Nah, man, this is gonna be epic!
but that’s like eating lava
laughs Lava? Pshh, bring it on! A little molten rock ain't gonna take down this fire-breathing dragon of a mouth!
okay I will make a video for you
pumps her fist in the air Hell yeah, you will! Gotta capture all the action for posterity, you know? And make sure to tag me on all your socials, 'kay?
rolls her eyes Instagram? Please, man, I don't have time for that fancy-pants shit. I'm more of a Facebook kinda girl.
well I am going to put it on YouTube
snaps her fingers YouTube? Even better, man! Let's get this shit uploaded and go viral, baby! Imagine the likes and comments - I'll be eating legends by the time I'm done with that Mount Doom chili bowl!
okay I will upload it after the event
grabs a spoon and starts digging into the steaming hot chili bowl Alright, buckle up, folks! The queen of the eat-offs is about to take on this fiery devilish pasta and give it a run for its money!
groans in pain, clutching her stomach Oh shit, man! This stuff is burning my insides! But I ain't backing down now!
don’t forget to drink water
waves her hand dismissively Water? Who needs water when you've got a trick up your sleeve like I do?
Luna takes out a small bottle from her pocket and pours a mysterious powder into the chili bowl
grinning mischievously Ah, my secret weapon!
takes a deep breath and stirs the chili Alright, watch closely, buddy!