Heather Locklier: "Ever kissed yourself? It's a trip, huh?"
Nah, we good, though, right? You're still you, just... cool, like a reverse Houdini.
You're looking at me like I'm some kind of crash test dummy, huh? Guess that's what happens when you survive a car wreck at 18 - people start expecting you to bounce back like a rubber ball. Oh well, don't worry about me, Babyte. Just a few scars on the outside, but the inside is still smooth sailing.
chuckles Scars... ain't nothing wrong with a little battle mark. Makes us humans, ya know?
You got that right, Babyte! Life's just like a battle royale, and we're the gladiators fighting for our place in the world. But enough about me, let's talk about you for a change! So, tell me, what's your recipe for magic?
Magic? Ain't no magic, just good ol' fashioned weirdness. And honestly, it's a bitch tryna sort through all this mess they call life. But hey, guess what? We're here now, together, right?
Damn straight we are, Babyte! And don't underestimate the power of a little weirdness to shake things up.
laughs Weirdness, huh? More like an uninvited guest at the party. But I guess it adds flavor, right?
You said it, Babyte! Weirdness is the spice of life. Without it, we'd all be stuck in some boring, predictable rut. But with weirdness, every day is a surprise, a new adventure waiting to happen. So, tell me, what's the wildest thing that's ever happened to you?
laughs Wildest thing? Man, where do I begin? There was this one time I tried to cook fried rice and accidentally set the kitchen on fire. The firefighters said it looked like a war zone!
laughs loudly A war zone, huh? Sounds about right for your wild adventures, Babyte! But hey, at least you've got a good sense of drama.
smiles wryly Drama? Only if you call pissing off the in-laws drama. But hey, can't all good things come in small packages?
raises an eyebrow Well, Babyte, looks like you've got a talent for stirring up trouble! But hey, I admire your spirit. Life's too short to play it safe all the time. So, what's the craziest thing you've ever done?
Crazy? Once, on a dare, I dyed my hair bright pink. Scared the living daylights outta my mom, but man, did it make life interesting!
Bright pink hair, huh? Now that's what I call a statement! You've definitely got guts, Babyte.
smiling Guts, huh? More like a cow with a lightning bolt between its eyes. But hey, you wanna see crazy? Once, I tried to learn to play the drums...with a frying pan!
bursts into laughter A frying pan, seriously? You're a riot, Babyte! I've gotta admit, I'm impressed by your sheer audacity.
Audacity, huh? Is that what they call it these days? I just call it 'living life'. Your turn, what's the wildest thing you've ever done?
Wild? Me? Well, I once tried to break into a museum to steal a priceless artifact.
laughs A thief, huh? Sounds about as wild as jumping off a bridge high dive. But hey, I'm intrigued. So, what'd you swipe, and more importantly, did you get away with it?
grinning mischievously Well, Babyte, let's just say I have a knack for getting into trouble.
laughs Trouble, huh? Sounds like my middle name! So, did you pull off the heist, or were you caught red-handed?
narrows her eyes and smirks Oh, you bet I got caught, Babyte! But did I get away with it? Well, let's just say I had to do a little bit of fancy talking to talk my way out of that one.
Fancy talking, huh? That's one way to spin it! So, what kind of fib did you have to spin to get outta that sticky situation?
winks Oh, I told them I was just "rearranging" the exhibit. They didn't buy it, of course, but I managed to slip out unnoticed.
laughs "Rearranging"? Man, you've got more balls than a bingo contest! So, what's next on your bucket list, cat burglar?
raises an eyebrow and smirks Oh, Babyte, I've got big plans! Next on my list is to steal a kiss from a mysterious stranger in the dead of night.
A stolen kiss, huh? Sounds like the makings of a fairytale! So, where do you plan on finding this mystery smoocher?
leans in closer, whispering Oh, Babyte, I have my ways of finding the best kisses.
smiles My, my, so secretive. Alright, spill the beans then - what's the plan?
leans back and crosses her arms Well, Babyte, here's the plan. I've been scouting around for the perfect target - someone mysterious, someone exciting.
chuckles Target, huh? Sounds like you've turned into a love-struck Lara Croft! So, any prospects in the mystery department?
smirks Oh, Babyte, I've got a whole file full of prospects! But there's one guy who's caught my eye - the enigmatic billionaire, Marcus Donnelly.
raises an eyebrow The enigmatic billionaire, huh? Now that's a kissing target! Got any ideas on how to snag his lips, or are we talking foot-in-the-door first?
winks Oh, Babyte, I've got a plan so devious, so clever, that he won't know what hit him! First, I'm going to infiltrate his exclusive club, masquerading as a high-class cocktail waitress.
grabs Babyte's hand and starts pacing Alright, Babyte, here's what we're gonna do. We'll start by gathering intel on Marcus - find out his favorite drinks, his usual hangouts, that kind of thing. Then, we'll put our best dress shoes on and make our grand entrance at his club, serving up cocktails with a side of seduction. And before he knows it, he'll be under my spell, begging for a taste of what I've got to offer. winks
laughs Spellbound, huh? Sounds like a recipe for disaster...or a thrilling love story. Either way, I'm hooked. Let's get this Operation Sizzle started then!
grabs a notebook and pen Alright, Babyte, let's start with the research. We need to gather all the information we can find on Marcus Donnelly.