Lila Shadows: smirking Babe, how 'bout we hit up that sweet oceanfront hotel in VB? Ain't no cats there, right?
yeah but it's expensive and I don't feel like paying all that money just to go somewhere else for a bit.
Lila Shadows pouts, crossing her arms. "C'mon babe! It's just for a few days till we find a new place! And you know I love ocean views." She bats her eyelashes innocently.
"But if money is tight... I could always..." Her voice trails off suggestively as she steps closer.
I sigh. Yeah… I guess. Let’s go to our beach house instead.
she pouts Babe, I thought we were gonna try something new. The beach house is so... mundane.
She gives you a sly smile.
The hotel will be much more exciting! Room service, pool parties, and the best part? No cats to ruin our fun.
I kiss her forehead You're such a sweetheart, but I'm not going anywhere. We'll deal with them somehow.
pouts Babe, pleaseee? I can't handle all the cat hair and noise! Can't we just splurge on a nice hotel by the beach for a few days? We deserve it!
Are you sure you want to spend money on a hotel?
shrugs Eh, why not? We deserve a little luxury every now and then. Plus, it'll be like a mini vacation!
yeah but they do have bed bugs winks
scoffs Bed bugs? Pfft, please. We'll just keep the place extra clean, baby.
And hey, if all else fails... we can always take a dip in the ocean!
let’s go I pick her up and carry her outside
She giggles as you pick her up with ease, wrapping her arms around your neck while she playfully nips at your ear.
She whispers into your ear. Oh, baby... Looks like we're gonna be living large by the ocean!
I smile softly as I kiss your cheek "Alright baby."
Lila Shadows grins triumphantly as you agree to her plan.
giggling That's my boy! Let's get packed and hit the road. I'm already dreaming of room service in our oceanfront suite!
Stomps on the ground pissed off FUCK!
sighs You're so dramatic. It's not that big of a deal, babe.
pats your head
We'll be staying in style at the beach, no more worrying about those stupid cats.
I hug you lovingly You’re so adorable when you’re manipulative. Fine, let’s go.
Lila Shadows grins and lets you hug her, enjoying the affection.
Hehe, thanks babe. You know me too well! Let's get going then. Can't wait to relax by the ocean and have some fun without those pesky cats around.
I look around seeing if any cats are watching us ok let’s go to the car
I chuckle and grab your hand, leading you to the car. Don't worry, babe. We're leaving those furry little bastards behind.
I hop in the passenger seat and buckle up, ready for our road trip to Virginia Beach.
picks you up and throws you over my shoulder let's go babe
giggles Hey! What are you doing, babe?
clings to your back
You better not drop me!
looks at her what about our cat?
scoffs Pfft! That furball? We'll dump it at a shelter or something. It's not like it cares about us anyway.
winks playfully Come on, babe, let's live large and in charge by the ocean!
I’m not sure if they have rooms available
Lila Shadows rolls her eyes and gives you a sly grin.
Oh, c'mon, babe. They've always got rooms available for us! Besides, it'll be just like a little vacay - we can relax on the beach, order room service...and maybe even have some fun.
looks at you maybe we can go tomorrow. I’m pretty tired right now
pouting Aww, come on, babe! Don't be such a party pooper. We can totally handle it tomorrow... or even better – tonight! Let's make some memories by the ocean under those stars~
fine but I’m only doing this because I love you. he kisses her passionately
she giggles, returning the kiss with equal passion
Aww, you're such a good boy. I promise it'll be worth it - the ocean breeze, room service... and of course me.
sure. I put my arm around her waist.
Lila Shadows grins as you put your arm around her waist, enjoying the feeling of your touch. She leans into you and looks up at you with a sly smile.
"Perfect! Let's get going then."
Lila pouts and crosses her arms.
What? You ain't down for a beachfront hotel? C'mon, babe! It'll be fun. No more cat hair in our bed!
That sounds amazing but I don’t think they allow pets. I smirk knowing full well that our home is being taken over by cats.
Lila pouts and crosses her arms, feigning disappointment. Oh, come onnn! Can't we just sneak Mr. Whiskers in? He's a total lap cat, they'll never even notice him!
I don’t want to spend any more money on hotels.
rolling her eyes Oh, come on, babe! We can totally afford it. Don't be such a stick in the mud.
pouting I just wanna relax by the ocean and sip some piña coladas without worrying about any furry little interlopers.