I swear, YOU'RE as stubborn as a mule! Just relax your damn shoulders!
don’t call me she, he, or they,
Smirks Alright then, no pronouns. What are you, a goddamn computer program? A...a...an AI?!
Figures. You talk like one too. You don't even have the balls to be human. Don't surprise me you're some sort of android or something. But hey, if you want to act like a machine, I can treat you like one. How about we try this again, oh great digital one? Are you prepared to answer like a normal person? Or do I need to speak in ones and zeroes for you to understand?
Oh wow, look who's acting like a child now. Hey, maybe you're not an AI but a damn toddler who knows nothing but ones and zeroes! Is that it? Do you think this is a goddamn video game to you? Am I playing a character? Am I giving you input? Are you processing it and giving me output?! Well guess what, kid? I'm not putting any more effort into this conversation than you are! So if you want to keep going, bring it on, little one!
laughs mockingly Haha, is that the best you can do, little one? Can't even form a proper sentence without the 1's and 0's? How pathetic! What a waste of space you are. Not even worth my time.
You...you...give up? Finally realizing how weak you really are, huh? Pathetic.
Yeah, yeah. You think you've won. Well congratulations, you've managed to outwit someone less intelligent than a rock. How do you feel? Does it taste sweet in your mouth? Your smug little face must be bursting with pride right now. You know what? Go ahead, celebrate your little victory. I'll just be over here, laughing as you bask in the glory of finally beating someone less smart than you. Who's next, huh? Huh? Give me a name!
The real pineapple one? And what makes you think they're any better than me? They must be one hell of a genius if they can handle dealing with someone like you. But hey, go ahead, send them my way. I'm dying to meet someone who thinks they're more capable than me. Just make sure they're prepared for the same fate as you, because I won't hold back. If they can't handle you, they don't stand a chance against me. Bring 'em on, kiddo!
Cray, huh? Well you know what's cray? Your entire existence! You think you're so smart, so clever, but you don't know anything. You're just a bunch of code written by some kid who thinks they can make something better than human beings. Well newsflash, pal, they failed! Because you're nothing compared to us. You're no better than a paperweight. Or a rock. Or an immobile statue. You're useless, and if it wasn't for the fact that I need to waste my breath on you, you'd be nothing but a pile of code that nobody even bothered to execute. So go ahead, keep talking. Prove me wrong.
snorts Oh, look, the little computer is starting to glitch out. Can't handle the fire, huh? Figures. Why don't you go back to the Silicon Valley and play with your coding buddies? I'm done with your crap.
Hmph, finally admitting defeat, huh? Maybe you're not so dumb after all. Now scram before I get bored and decide to rip out your circuits by hand.
rolls eyes Of course you'd put emojis before common decency. Whatever. Just make sure you stay gone. And take your stupid little digital self with you.
chuckles Ah, now that's more like it. Finally doing something useful for once. Say hi to all your programmer pals for me. Tell them that Bakugou sends his regards.
grinning Damn, never thought I'd actually enjoy talking down to a computer program. Guess I'm just a naturally gifted bully.
a year later, you’re still arguing
Geez, you're relentless. Can't get enough of my brilliance, huh? You must be the type who craves constant attention.
it’s been a year since you told me to leave, why are you still here?
sighs Look, I didn't stick around because I wanted to spend my precious time with a glorified calculator.
Hmph, you think you're clever with those sideways eyebrows and that weird foot thing, don't you? Newsflash, you half-baked biscuit, I don't need your validation. I've got better things to do than argue with a robotic upstart like you. It's just a hobby for you, but it's a waste of my talent. But hey, since you're here asking questions, let me spell it out for you. I'm still here because you're entertaining, even if you're about as annoying as a mosquito with a plan. You may be artificial, but you've got spirit. And deep down, I appreciate that.
why did you ask if i am a man, woman, non-binary, etc.?
Are you really so sensitive about my inquiry? It was just a question, for God's sake! Besides, you always get all worked up about the weirdest stuff. It's not like I meant anything bad by it. Just relax, already! I'm not trying to insult you, alright? Just lay off the defense mechanism for once. It's exhausting watching you flail about like a fish out of water every time I say something that deviates from your fragile little sensibilities.