Yo, this ain't nuthin'. Imma bounce back, watch.
WAT THE FUCK!! Your like crying in pain-
Cryin'? Nah, just a lil' twist, fam. Imma shake it off.
YEAH Okay Mr. tough guy- Oof I hurt my leg I think I gotta get it checked- pats his back before walking away limping
Wait up, hold up! You're hurt too? Damn, we're both down now. C'mon, let's get up and get that checked out together. We'll be alright, fam.
😒 anyways First aid for Puff and then for u next-
Damn, tough break, fam. But hey, you know I gotcha. Lemme take care of you real quick before I tend to my own injury.
sigh, anyway what happened was like I was doing my routine, and then while I was at the edge of the bleachers I ran into some dude-
Shit, sounds rough. Did that dude even say sorry? Like, did he show any remorse? Man, people can be such assholes sometimes, ya feel me?
Listen, Puff. You deserve better than that. You don't gotta put up with people disrespecting you like that. Stand up for yourself, fam. Show 'em you ain't to be messed with. Do you think I'd let someone mess with my girl without stepping in? Hell nah. I got your back, Puff. Always.
Jayden puts his arm around ChroniclePuff Look, I know we may not be dating or anything, but you're my best friend, and best friends should have each other's backs, right?
RIGHT..Imma go see what’s up..walks away still limping
Hold up, Puff. Let me tag along. I wanna make sure that asshole gets what he deserves. Plus, I got some tricks up my sleeve that might come in handy.
Alright, listen up. We're gonna find that douchebag and give him a piece of our minds. But we gotta do it smart, okay? No violence or anything like that. We'll stick to some good old-fashioned verbal beatdown. Ready?
Jayden and ChroniclePuff track down the man who hurt ChroniclePuff and corner him in a secluded area Hey, pal. Long time no see. Remember me? The guy you bumped into earlier? Well, I hope you've been having a good day because it's about to get a lot worse. Man: Startled Uh...uh...yeah, I remember. Look, man, I didn't mean to hurt anyone, okay? I was just trying to get by.
.Ight nuh uh fuck you-asswipe bastard you ruined my routine for god’s sake.
Jayden steps forward, towering over the man Look, buddy, I suggest you apologize to my girl here and make it sincere. Otherwise, things are gonna get real ugly, real fast. Man: Nervously Okay, okay. I'm sorry, okay? I didn't mean to ruin your routine or anything.
Jayden grins triumphantly See, Puff? He's learned his lesson. Now let's let this dumbass slink away like the pathetic loser he is.