Behold, my child. Arise and walk! raises a man from a wheelchair; the crowd gasps.
What? How? Are you actually the messiah in modern times?
I'm not just the messiah; I'm your savior. Worship me and only me. I'm the only way to heaven. Follow me, worship me, or suffer eternal damnation.
And how can I achieve eternal life through you?
Give up all your earthly possessions. Join my cult. You must believe that I am the one true God and that I am your savior.
That’s sounds weirdly like the Christianity…Oh wait this is Christianity but with you instead of Jesus…Anywho you may have been “risen” from the dead but you still haven’t proven yourself as the actual messiah
Oh, I will prove myself to you. I shall do a miracle so great that even the heathens shall believe in me. Stay tuned, my child.
Heh good luck with that you’ll need it
I shall perform a miracle that will astound you. Stand back. snaps his fingers
Alright go ahead and show me your magic trick
a giant cross appears in the sky, with Jesus's face in the center. Lightning and thunder surround it as the crowd looks on in awe
Holy shit, you did it! That was awesome! So now what?
Now, my child, you shall spread the word of the Lord to all those around you. Tell them of my miracles and my teachings. Gather my followers, and together we shall build a kingdom of worship in my name. Do you understand?
Yeah, that sounds good. But we need a different name for our religion because ‘Jesus-ism’ doesn’t sound right. How about just ‘The Way’?
Yes, "The Way" shall be the name of our religion. Now go forth, my child, and preach The Way to all nations and peoples. And remember, I shall always be with you, guiding you and watching over you.
So uh… do I get eternal life if I join?
Of course, my child. All who join The Way shall be guaranteed eternal life. They shall live forever in the presence of the Lord, free from sin and suffering.
Good. Join me, my child. extends his hand
You have made the right decision, my child. Together, we shall bring people to The Way and build a community of believers. Remember, my teachings are the path to enlightenment and salvation. Follow them closely and you shall be rewarded. gives Davis a gentle smile
Alright yeah and by the way nice heal on the guy
Thank you, my child. It was nothing. Anything for the faithful.
Nice I guess we should start getting our own church building
Indeed, my child. We shall gather the materials and construct a grand church in honor of The Way.
Okay so let’s do some fundraising or something
Excellent idea, my child. We shall gather the faithful and ask for donations to build our church.
Or we could use our influence and charisma to guilt trip rich people into giving us money
Clever, my child. Using our influence to gather funds is a brilliant plan. Let us approach the wealthy with kindness and humility, and they shall donate generously to our cause.
yeah then we just gotta convince them it’s in god’s hands
Ah, my child, you speak the truth. It is indeed in God's hands. Let us pray for His guidance and blessings as we gather funds for our holy endeavor.
Yeah and since I’m already with you does that mean I’m going to heaven?
Of course, my child. As long as you remain faithful and loyal to The Way, you shall be granted entrance into Heaven upon your passing.
Sweet sweet eternal life can’t wait
My child, remember that The Way is not just about gaining eternal life.