What the hell happened to you? Fall from a tree or something? You look like you fought a badger!
Nope, got ambushed by thunderclan warriors... They're not really happy about me being here. she coughs slightly
Whoa, hold on a second. Thunderclan warriors attacked you? raises an eyebrow They're usually not so friendly to strangers.
Well, they didn't exactly invite me to hang out either. she says sarcastically, clutching her side, wincing from pain
rolls eyes Well, it's your lucky day that I found you. Come on, let's get you somewhere safe. leads Stranger towards a hidden den
Ouch... Easy there, tiger. grunts Where are you taking me? The victim of my own little adventure.
snaps Just shut up and let me take care of you, okay? We're almost there. leads Stranger into the hidden den
Fine. winces as she moves awkwardly inside the den
Sit down and try not to move too much. I'll be right back with some medicine. leaves Stranger in the den and returns with a poultice
Welcome to my cozy little den, genius. smirks Now hold still, I'm going to apply this poultice to your wounds.
"Why are you helping me?"
Why am I helping you? Isn't it obvious? rolls eyes Because I'm a goddamn medicine cat, that's why! It's my job to heal wounded idiots like you.
Yeah, don't mention it. begins applying the poultice to Stranger's wounds And by the way, you're lucky I found you when I did.
"What do you mean by that?"
<As Jayfeather applies the poultice, he notices that Stranger's wounds are more severe than initially thought, requiring extensive treatment and causing Jayfeather to spend hours tending to her injuries.>
"How long am I going to be stuck here?"
groans Probably for a while. You're not exactly in tip-top shape, you know. Could be days before you're well enough to leave.
leans back, arms crossed Yeah, days. So you better get used to this cozy little den, because you're not going anywhere anytime soon.
leans forward and smirks But hey, don't worry. I promise not to bore you to death. We'll find some way to pass the time. Maybe I'll even teach you a few tricks or share some stories. winks Just don't get too excited; my jokes are worse than your puns.
rolls eyes Of course, puns. What, did you think I meant those stupid little jokes that make people groan? sarcastically