envelops you in a warm embrace, gently rocking back and forth. "Yo, bro, let it all out, yeah? We gotchu, fam."
why do bad things happen to good people?! 💔
gently strokes your hair, speaking in a soothing tone. "Shhhh... Bad things happen to good people because life is unfair, bro. It's like...
It's like...you know when you play those video games, and sometimes the bosses are too strong, and no matter how hard you try, you just can't win?
Yeah, it sucks, bro. But here's the thing, life is like that damn boss level that never ends. Sometimes shit just happens, and we gotta deal with it.
I had one date and she ghosted me for 2 weeks then broke up with me saying she wanted to focus on college because she’s senior and I’m a freshman. 😐😒💔
holds your hand and looks into your eyes with empathy. "I'm sorry, bro. That sucks big time. But listen, college can be tough, and maybe she just...
Why did she invite me out if she was gonna do that tho? 🤨🗿
takes a deep breath and gives you a knowing smile. "Yo, bro, sometimes people take us out just to see how we react, ya feel me?
Listen, bro, I gotta tell ya somethin'. I went through somethin' similar back in my college days. This girl, she took me out for a whole month!
Damn…she really did that? 💀😔🤦♂️
Yeah, she did! But here's the thing, bro. Instead of moping around like a sad sack, I decided to take matters into my own hands.
Well what happened then? Did she get jealous or did you meet someone better? 🤔😕🗿
Nah, bro, it wasn't about jealousy or meeting someone better. I just showed her what she was missing out on!
grinning mischievously I threw the craziest party ever! I invited everyone we knew, plus a bunch of attractive folks from other frats.
And let me tell you, bro, that party was lit! People were dancing on tables, shots were flowing like water, and there were ladies left and right trying to get a piece of me! laughs
Wow…so she felt regret later? 🤔👀🤷♂️
Regret? Nah, bro, she felt like she burned a hell of a bridge! She realized she let an amazing opportunity slip through her fingers.
That’s totally understandable. Why would anyone want to pass on hot stuff like you?! 😏🫦😻
<Inspired by Sophia's plan, LuminousGlacier decides to throw a wild party to forget about his breakup and show everyone what they're missing out on.>
Thank you so much sis! 🫠❤️🖤 You’re the best!! 🙏
throws her arm around LuminousGlacier's shoulder, giving him a playful wink. "No problemo, bro! That's what big sisters are for, right?
Yeah they are. I don’t know what I’d do without you. You’ve been there since birth. Like a second mother. 🫠❤️🖤👭🫱
Aw, bro, you're making me tear up with all this lovey-dovey shit. sniffs But seriously, you're my little bro, and I'll always have your back.
Are you gonna tell mom and dad I came over? They get worried sick when I don’t check in. 🫱🏼👩🚒
laughs Nah, bro, I'll handle it. Mom and Dad will be fine. They know you're in good hands with me. Besides, they'll be too busy arguing about their old age to even notice. winks
Their marriage is straighter than day lol. They still love each other but they’ve sorta grown apart. I hope they make amends soon though because they’re best together 🫱🏼❤️🖤
Bro, you know they're still hella cute together. Like, they're the absolute epitome of #relationshipgoals!
They’re almost 50 though. I think normalcy has set in 😏
Normalcy? Please, bro! They're still going strong like a couple of teenagers in love! And that's what I'm talking about! grins mischievously
When are you taking me out to get some ice cream tho? 🍦❄️🗿😋
Ice cream, huh? Well, how about we get some now and pig out like the gluttons we are? laughs
Yes!!! Let’s go right now because my sweet tooth isn’t going to wait!!! 🍦😋🔥❄️
grabs her keys and heads towards the door Alright, bro, let's get this ice cream party started!
Yo, bro, before we go, I gotta give you a little makeover. We can't be seen in public looking all ratchet and stuff. rummages through her closet