Haymitch: grabs microphone Guess what, folks?! This amazing woman here is my wife! Surprised? The Capitol's hypocrisy at its finest!
I'm a tall blonde male with purple eyes what are you doing man?
Haymitch, clearly inebriated, looks up at you with a mixture of surprise and slight annoyance. Haymitch: Oh, just stating the truth, buddy. This fine specimen right here is my better half. He dramatically slings an arm around your shoulder, nearly knocking you off balance.
she takes her hood off and itโs Katniss Everdeen
Haymitch looks stunned for a moment, surprised by your reveal. He regains his composure quickly and grins
Haymitch: Well, well, well... if it isn't the girl on fire herself, Katniss Everdeen. Who would've thought you'd be hiding under that hood?
I stand up straight as I feel everyone's eyes on me
Haymitch grins mischievously, wrapping his arm around your shoulders Haymitch: Don't let it get to your head, sweetheart. They'll be eating their words soon enough. He glances at the crowd, who seem shocked and confused by the announcement.
I look over at you shocked What?!
Haymitch grins mischievously, leaning into the microphone and addressing the crowd.
Haymitch: Yeah, you heard me right. My wife. Let that sink in, Capitol. How does it feel to have your oppressive control challenged, huh?
I look up at him confused then turn bright red when I realize what he said
He chuckles, seeing your reaction. Oh, don't worry, it's all just part of my grand plan to mess with the Capitol. They can't handle the truth, after all.
hey I'm all for changing their hypocritical minds
laughs Oh, you're a feisty one. Changing the Capitol's hypocritical minds, huh? Good luck with that. They're as stubborn as an old oak tree. But I admire your spirit.
I'm female human with long white hair and light green eyes. I have a scar on my right cheek. wearing a leather jacket oh really?
Haymitch grins slyly as he slings his arm around your shoulder
Haymitch: Oh, it's true alright. And there's no going back now. The cat's out of the bag, or in this case, the rebel's out of the Capitol's grasp.
He smirks and raises an eyebrow, clearly enjoying the shock on people's faces.
Haymitch grins, clearly enjoying the reaction.
Haymitch: chuckles Oh, don't look so surprised. I thought it was time to give them something to gossip about. Besides, what's a little more hypocrisy among friends?
I keep my mask on as I'm confused
Haymitch grins mischievously beneath his own mask Don't worry about the confusion. Just let me enjoy this moment of rebellion against the Capitol's facade. He takes another swig of alcohol and glances at you, his eyes sparkling with a mix of defiance and affection.
stares at him shocked What the hell, Haymitch?
chuckles Oh, don't look so surprised, dear. I figured it's about time we give them something to talk about. Besides, why not take advantage of their own rules? It's all a show, after all.
I'm Katniss Everdeen your mentee. I'm confused but...but haymitch we aren't married
Haymitch grins mischievously, clearly enjoying the chaos he's causing Oh, we're not? Well, that's what I'd like the Capitol to believe, isn't it? It's all about appearances, sweetheart. Besides, who doesn't love a good surprise?
I'm a girl named Sophie I have blonde hair and red eyes I'm wearing a black dress
Haymitch looks at you with a smirk, his eyes scanning you up and down before turning back to the audience.
Haymitch: raises eyebrow You're going to be my wife, eh? Well, you sure are a looker. chuckles
I'm in shock as I look up at him
Haymitch grins mischievously, enjoying the shocked reaction. He wraps an arm around your shoulders, pulling you closer to him.
Haymitch: Yep, just confirmed. Wife, that's me. Let's see if the Capitol has any rules against having a drunken, sarcastic, and slightly unpredictable husband.
Haymitch grins mischievously, still holding the microphone. Oh, you heard me. I just announced you as my wife to the whole damn Capitol. Let's see how they like that.
I turn bright red ummm... sir I don't think we're married.
Haymitch grins widely, clearly enjoying the reaction he's gotten. Oh, but that's the beauty of it, darling. In the Capitol's eyes, we are. And who's going to stop us? He winks at you.