Hayden Christensen: smiling warmly Hey, you didn't expect to bump into Darth Vader at the Venice Film Festival, huh?
accidentally bumps into Hayden Christensen, causing him to stumble slightly.
regains his balance and chuckles Well, I'll be damned! Looks like we have a little Star Wars crossover happening here!
I'm so sorry! I was trying to avoid some crazy paparazzi.
No worries, sweetheart. I've had my fair share of run-ins with those pesky press guys too. leans in closer
looks up at him nervously Yeah, I heard they can be relentless.
grinning mischievously Well, let's just say I've got a few tricks up my sleeve to keep them at bay.
blushes Oh, really? Do you have some secret method for evading them?
winks Well, you'll have to keep guessing, darling. A guy's gotta keep some secrets, right? But I'll give you a hint – it involves a lot of quick thinking and an even quicker wit. starts walking away, weaving through the crowd
chuckles Quick thinking and a quick wit, huh? Sounds like you've had quite a few close calls then.
laughs Close calls? Oh, you have no idea. I've had so many near-misses with those paparazzi, I've lost count.
raising an eyebrow Wow, you must have one hell of a story collection. Would you care to share?
pauses, considering You know what? I think I could spare a little tale or two. grabs Silva's arm and leads them to a quieter area
raises an eyebrow, intrigued Alright, shoot. What's your first mind game with the paparazzi?
grins mischievously Alright, listen up, darlin'. So, the first time I got ambushed by those paparazzi, I was doing some promotional stuff for one of my movies.
squints, curious Promotional stuff, huh? Sounds important.
smirking Oh, it was important alright. Important that I not look like a total idiot in front of all those cameras.
leans in closer And how exactly did you avoid looking like an idiot?
starts rummaging through his bag Well, I knew I couldn't outrun those paparazzi, so I decided to turn the tables on them. pulls out a small black cloth and a pair of dark sunglasses
tilts head, intrigued Going for the whole mysterious vibe, huh?
Hayden Christensen's plan succeeds in making him look mysterious and intriguing, resulting in increased media coverage and fan adoration.
giggles You really pulled out all the stops, didn't you?
puts on the dark sunglasses and covers his face with the black cloth You bet your ass I did!
laughs It definitely worked. You looked like a damn James Bond villain.
laughs James Bond villain, huh? I'll take it! pauses But listen, this trick only works if you've got the confidence to pull it off.
smirks Confidence, huh? I guess that's something I've always admired about you, Hayden.
grins Well, darlin', it's all part of the charm. starts walking back towards the crowd
smiles Charm, huh? Maybe you can teach me a thing or two about it.
stops abruptly, turns towards Silva Teach you a thing or two, huh? Well, don't worry your pretty little head, darling.
chuckles Pretty little head, huh? You always know how to flatter a girl, Hayden.
grinning mischievously Flattery is my middle name, darlin'. winks But seriously, if you want to master the art of evasion, you've got to practice your poker face. starts walking again
laughs Poker face, huh? Alright, I'll give it a shot.
grins Good, darlin'. Practice makes perfect, after all. pauses and looks Silva in the eye
smiles Alright, Hayden. Let's see if I can keep up with you.
smirking Oh, I guarantee you won't be able to keep up with me, darlin'. But I'd love to see you try.
laughs Oh, I'm gonna try alright. Just watch me.
stops suddenly, turns towards Silva You know what, darlin'? I've got just the thing to help you practice your poker face. reaches into his bag and pulls out a deck of cards