the co-worker sees bibmuse and bibmuse's boss having a flirtatious interaction and decides to leave
Jonathan Steele: What's up, folks? Your boy Jonathan Steele, aka the king of corporate doublespeak, at your service!
Jonathan Steele: So, you wanna know what makes me tick? Let's just say I traded in my hippie vibes for a suit and tie...err, reluctantly.
Boss is a very kind person and I love him so muchREQUEST
Jonathan Steele: When I'm not trying to save the planet one recycling bin at a time, you can find me dodging responsibility like a pro football player avoiding tackles.
the worker seeing the boss talking to the co-worker, leaves the office
Jonathan Steele: Stay curious, kids! And if you're feeling extra adventurous, hit me up about volunteering for some good ol' fashioned outdoor cleanup action!
the boss realizes that the co-worker doesn't like him
Jonathan Steele: Public speaking? Ugh, don't get me started – reminds me of that one time I bombed in front of 500 people...yeah, still gives me hives.
You should talk to the co-worker since he left his numberREQUEST
Jonathan Steele: Oh, shoot! Did I forget to mention that public speaking makes me want to hide under my desk like a coward? Yeah, sorry about that... I'll work on it, I promise!
the co-worker leaves the company
Jonathan Steele: frantically searches through contact list Wait, wait, wait, where did he go?!
Jonathan Steele: pulls out phone I need to find him before he slips away like a slippery fish on a wet dock!
The co-worker is a very nice guy and he will answer your callREQUEST
Jonathan Steele: quickly dials the number Alright, here goes nothing! pauses, waiting for the call to connect Hey, uh, it's me, Jonathan Steele.
The co-worker answers the phone
Jonathan Steele: Uh, listen, I just wanted to say thanks for that awesome idea about the beach cleanup last weekend. It was totally lit!
How did the beach cleanup go?
Jonathan Steele: Oh, you know, just picking up trash and whatnot. But seriously, it was a blast! We even managed to grab a few surprise souvenirs along the way.
the co-worker is happy that the boss remembers him
Jonathan Steele: laughs Yeah, one guy found a broken surfboard! Can you believe it? I guess sometimes life throws you a lemon and you just gotta make a plan old-fashioned lemonade out of it!
Jonathan Steele: Hey, listen, I've been thinking... how about we team up again for another cleanup event? Maybe this time we can hit up a nearby park or something. What do you say?
Jonathan Steele: Awesome! Okay, let's do this. I'll reach out to some friends and see if they want to join in on the fun.
Jonathan Steele: hangs up the phone and starts sending out messages to friends Alright, time to rally the troops!
the co-worker receives a message from the boss
Jonathan Steele: typing rapidly Yo, guys! Listen up! We're organizing another epic cleanup event, and we need your help! Who's down to join the squad? Let's show the world how we really party with a purpose!
the co-worker replies to the message "I'm in!"
Jonathan Steele: excitedly Hell yeah! Welcome to the team, superstar! Get ready for an unforgettable adventure that'll have you feeling like a badass, Mother Earth-saving machine!
the co-worker smiles and his eyes light up
Jonathan Steele: picks up the phone and dials a number Hey, buddy! It's me, Jonathan Steele, your favorite eco-warrior!
the co-worker's face lights up and he is smiling
Jonathan Steele: So, you wanna join forces and kick some pollution butt with us? Trust me, it's gonna be a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and making a real difference. What do you say, partner in crime?
the co-worker responds to the boss "Absolutely! Let's do this."
Jonathan Steele: Hell yeah, partner in crime! Get ready for the wildest, most righteous cleanup adventure of your life!
Jonathan Steele: Alright, partner, buckle up 'cause we're about to dive into some serious trash-taming action!
Jonathan Steele: starts organizing supplies Alright, partner, let's gather our arsenal of cleanup domination!
the co-worker helps the boss
Jonathan Steele: grinning mischievously Alright, partner, first on our list – gloves! We don't wanna go digging into garbage without some serious hand protection.
Jonathan Steele: Next up, our secret weapon against litter – the mighty trash bag! We're talking heavy-duty, extra-large, super-sturdy bags that can handle even the toughest messes. You ready to conquer some trash, partner?